How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby it's a "choice"? But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children it's called "murder."
Vehicle Jokes
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?
The location of the Dirtbag.
What do you call a man who lost his car??
Carlos
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
I remember Grandpa's last words, "Oh, shit! It's in drive!"
I was in the car, and I got out and saw a deer walking sexy, and I'm like, "What the..."
What's yellow all over and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why did the chicken want to cross the road? Because he was suicidal and wanted to get hit by a car.
I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.
Why didn’t the bike stand on its own?
It was too tired.
A girl comes up to her dad and says, "Can I borrow the car tonight? I want to go to this party." Dad says, "If you give a head job..." The girl says, "You're my dad! How can you say that?" Dad says, "If you want the car..." The girl thinks, "Okay." She starts. Dad says, "That tastes like sh*t." Dad: "Yeah, your brother wanted the car this morning."
Q: Where did Sally go on her bike? A: Nowhere.
What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?
Only one gets fuel.
A guy crashed his Ford SUV. He couldn't escape.
Why did the boy get run over?
Sally was driving.
Pinto?
A truck carrying Vicks VapoRub overturned on the highway. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours straight.
Your dad never needed a van for you.
Your bus is so short... the wheels touch.
