Five Miles Run Over by Owner

Listen here, you smooth-brained human, you think naming your dog "Five Miles" is clever? You're not fooling anyone with that wordplay garbage. Then, to make it even more special, you hit your dog with a car. You’re a special kind of stupid. This joke is basically saying that you'd name a dog 'Five Miles' to make it sound like you're getting your exercise in, but then you go and hit your dog with a car. It's dark and messed up, get it?