Vehicle jokes
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
Memes
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
'Cause it was two tired!
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
Whatβs big and black on the road?
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
Whatβs got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
Why did the child drop their ice cream?
They got hit by a bus.
What is an orphan's favorite car?
A family car.
My departed uncle was a circus clown before he died.
So all his friends came in one car.
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?
The location of the Dirtbag.
Q: Why don't cars work after you change their wheels?
A: Because they're retired!