Vehicle jokes
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
How does a train eat?
It goes, "chew chew."
Why didn’t the bike stand on its own?
It was too tired.
What do you call a man who lost his car??
Carlos
What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
Q: Why did Sally survive the car accident?
A: She hit an ambulance.
A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
Ignition of the bus engine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrdQcalibEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC7S6BZVXkI
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕? Today is the night I can drive.
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
Why did a cheetah fart? It needed more gas.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
You can't use a pitchfork to get the bowling ball out of the truck.
A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters."
The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it."
How do you blindfold a woman?
Put a windshield in front of them.
Why do y’all call a pickup truck?
'Cause ya got a flat tire.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!