Vehicle Jokes

What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garabige truck

Where do leg amputees go to buy a car?

IHOP

I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any- let's just say I list my job as a bud driver

i was listening to wap in my car with my four year old cousin and she asked why they dont fix the holes in the house then my fucking boyfriend what a hoe was and pointed to me i pushed him out of the car and my other boyfriend took the front seat

A cop pulls over a carload of nuns. The cop says, "Sister, this is a 55 MPH highway. Why are you going so slow?"The Sister replies, "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 41, not 55." The cop answers, "Oh, Sister, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you are on!" The Sister says, "Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I'll be more careful." At this point, the cop looks in the backseat where the other nuns are shaking and trembling. The cop asks, "Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with your friends back there? They are shaking something terrible." The Sister answers, "We just got off Highway 101."

What’s long yellow and doesn’t float

A school bus filled with children

What did the bus driver say to the car? What is your address

Mosely in a white van

how does a blonde turn off the light after having sex? She opens the car door.

Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.

What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour

A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck

what is Beethoven's favourite vehicle

a van

A cop pulls over an old man. The cop walks up to the old man and says, "Do you know why I pulled you over?" The old man said, "no"

why did itsfunneh go on the road she so draco looking at car then the car runs over him sad draco

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The Man: "Sonny why do you come to get some milk every day?" The Son: "Because , milk is important." The Man: "Why don't you ever come with your mom?" The Boy: "Who?" The Man: "Your mom?" The Boy: "I don't have a mom." The Man: "I'm sorry for your loss." The boy stared for a moment when two men came out of the vehicle and picked up the boy .

What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster

I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat Vehicles and Tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.