Vehicle jokes
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired!
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
A man went to a Ford dealership hoping to find a car, but he said they weren't affordable.
What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
A police officer pulls a man over. "Hands in the air!"
The man said, "Okay."
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A school bus.
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
My departed uncle was a circus clown before he died.
So all his friends came in one car.
Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?
Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.
Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?
I’ll never forget my father’s last words...
Oh fuck, it’s a bus!
Where do leg amputees go to buy a car? IHOP
I remember Grandpa's last words, "Oh, shit! It's in drive!"
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌
How does a turkey drive a car? He wings it.
How does an Indian open his car?
"Boot, boot!" (in an Indian accent)
Were you born on the highway? That's where most accidents happen.
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!