Vehicle jokes
How do you know you're following a DeLorean? The white line disappears.
I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
What did the bulldozer say to the house?
"I wanna bulldoze houses!"
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair?
Wheels on the bus go round and round Round and round round and round Wheels on the bus go round and round All through the town.
Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep Beep beep beep beep beep beep Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep All through the town.
The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa Baa baa baa baa baa baa The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa All through the town.
What's yellow and can't float?
A school bus full of children.
Man: How tall is a penguin?
Bartender: About three foot, why?
Man: Oh shit, the Bible-bashing nuns! I fucking hit one!
Poor car.
You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What's the difference between Stephen and a car? A car loses oil, Stephen loses the ability to walk.
My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette?
I don’t have a Corvette in my garage.
"Hey, today was great!"
"What happened?"
"I ran into my ex today."
"What's so great about that?"
"I was in my car!"
A guy crashed his Ford SUV. He couldn't escape.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A Rhyme Rover.