Vehicle jokes
What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad.
What's the difference between a pile of 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
A Mustang Challenger doesn't exist.
What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Corvette in my garage.
DOBB)BBS - DOBBS FOR OHIO
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
When two wheelchairs hit each other, is it a fender bender?
What is yellow and does not float well?
A school bus.
Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.
I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn't find a manual.
Why did the bus cross the road?
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
A man hits a woman with his car. Whose fault was it?
The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
Two priests are driving down a road when they are pulled over by the cops.
The cop shines a light in their faces and signals to the driver to roll down his window.
"We're searching for two child molesters," he says.
The driver leans over to the other priest, and they whisper between themselves.
Finally, he turns back to the policeman. "Ok. We'll do it."
What is something that smells yuck? 🤮
Old bus seats.
Why did the Titanic cross the road?
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
What did the orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."
Your bus is so short... the wheels touch.