Vehicle jokes
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
Memes
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
What is an orphan's favorite car?
A family car.
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
What’s big and black on the road?
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
Why did the child drop their ice cream?
They got hit by a bus.
My departed uncle was a circus clown before he died.
So all his friends came in one car.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.
A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"
Q: Why don't cars work after you change their wheels?
A: Because they're retired!
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?
The location of the Dirtbag.