Vehicle jokes
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Why did the chicken want to cross the road? Because he was suicidal and wanted to get hit by a car.
What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.
My blind friend got ran over by a parked car.
I heard there was a kidnapping.
Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.
It was his father's friend who was a priest.
He was just bringing him to church.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.
What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look, I’m about to change!
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.
My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.
What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep 💤 under a car?
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.