Vehicle jokes
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Memes
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
What’s big and black on the road?
Why did the child drop their ice cream?
They got hit by a bus.
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
'Cause it was two tired!
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.
He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.
*I have seizures*
What is the difference between runners and my car?
My car is still running.
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
My departed uncle was a circus clown before he died.
So all his friends came in one car.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"
Q: Why don't cars work after you change their wheels?
A: Because they're retired!