Vehicle jokes
What is an orphan's favorite car?
A family car.
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
Why did the child drop their ice cream?
They got hit by a bus.
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
What’s big and black on the road?
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
'Cause it was two tired!
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
My departed uncle was a circus clown before he died.
So all his friends came in one car.
Why did the Jew get an electric car?
Because he was afraid of the gas.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.
Q: Why don't cars work after you change their wheels?
A: Because they're retired!