Vehicle jokes
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
I heard there was a kidnapping.
Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.
It was his father's friend who was a priest.
He was just bringing him to church.
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
What is an orphan's favorite car?
A family car.
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
What’s big and black on the road?
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
My departed uncle was a circus clown before he died.
So all his friends came in one car.
Q: Why don't cars work after you change their wheels?
A: Because they're retired!
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?
The location of the Dirtbag.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.