Vegetable jokes
What did the sweet potato say to the potato when he was told to hurry?
I yam.
Mushroom?
Wanna hear a joke about corn?
Never mind, it's too corny.
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? -- You make a seizure salad.
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
What is a carrot's favorite shop?
The wheelchair store.
So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
Potato.
What's the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you stick the cucumber.
Community talk
If vegetable oil is from veggies where is baby oil from 💀⁉️💀
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When you first see an okapi, you might think it's related to a horse or a zebra. Its body and neck are horse-like, and its legs have black-and-white stripes like a zebra does. But the okapi is not related to a horse or a zebra; its closest relative is actually the giraffe. In fact, okapis are sometimes called forest giraffes, since they live mainly in the rain forests of central Africa. An okapi's relationship to a g… Read more