Vegetable jokes
What do you call a washed vegetable?
A disabled kid that needs a towel.
What's the best part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
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If vegetable oil is from veggies where is baby oil from 💀!?️💀
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When you first see an okapi, you might think it's related to a horse or a zebra. Its body and neck are horse-like, and its legs have black-and-white stripes like a zebra does. But the okapi is not related to a horse or a zebra; its closest relative is actually the giraffe. In fact, okapis are sometimes called forest giraffes, since they live mainly in the rain forests of central Africa. An okapi's relationship to a g… Read more