Vegetable

Vegetable jokes

State

Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?

A. A loaded potato.

Incest

So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home.

He'll probably leave her alone now.

He doesn't eat vegetables.

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  • Tomato

    What the can say to the tomato?

    Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾

    I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good.

    Difference

    What is the difference between lettuce and a hamburger?

    When the lettuce runs, the hamburger cries.

    Asthma

    What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?

    An arti-“choke”!

    Tomato

    What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?

    They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!

    Cucumber

    A woman went into her garden and danced in front of her vegetables.

    The next morning, her corn didn’t grow, and the tomatoes didn’t blush or turn red, but the cucumbers grew four inches.

    Gay

    John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.

    "I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"

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  • Kid

    what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?

    steamed vegetables.

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