Vegetable jokes
When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!
Try with a cucumber.
What did the doctor say to the potato?
It told it it had tuberculosis.
Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?
Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.
So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home.
He'll probably leave her alone now.
He doesn't eat vegetables.
What's an old man's favorite food?
Wrinkled onions.
Memes
What the can say to the tomato?
Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾
I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good.
Lettuce: Tomato, you're doing great!
Tomato: Thanks for the condiment!
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
He was a big dill!
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
What is the difference between lettuce and a hamburger?
When the lettuce runs, the hamburger cries.
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
What do you call a flat cabbage?
A leaf pile.
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
What is a carrot's favorite shop?
The wheelchair store.
A woman went into her garden and danced in front of her vegetables.
The next morning, her corn didn’t grow, and the tomatoes didn’t blush or turn red, but the cucumbers grew four inches.
What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.