Vegetable jokes
What do you do with a frozen vegetable?
You wait for it to thaw.
I broke up with my girlfriend and stole her wheelchair.
Guess who likes vegetables now?
What starts with a "v" and ends with a "k"? A veggie Karen.
What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.
Why did da tomato blush?! IT SAW THE SALAD DRESSING YUH!
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
My cousin is a surgeon.
Last year he botched a surgery he was doing on a patient who happened to be gay. He's being sued for malpractice for turning a fruit into a vegetable.
Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?
Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.
What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?
Boom! Roasted!
What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
What is a cannibal's favorite vegetable?
- Ladies' Finger
Spinach
When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!
Try with a cucumber.
What did the doctor say to the potato?
It told it it had tuberculosis.
Q. What's the difference between fucking a coma patient and fucking a cabbage?
A. You have to cut a hole in the cabbage.
So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home.
He'll probably leave her alone now.
He doesn't eat vegetables.
What's an old man's favorite food?
Wrinkled onions.
Q. What do you call a hooker in a vegetative state? A. A thot incapable of thought.
What the can say to the tomato?
Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾
I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good.