Vegetable jokes
My disabled dad went to the grocery store.
He got lost and yet they couldn’t find him.
Finally, he was found after a kid told them he was in the vegetable aisle.
Why is there air conditioning at a hospital?
To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
Yum!
What do you call a retarded cow?
Vegan (vegetable).
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
Who is the coolest vegetable?
Rad-ish, of course!
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.
They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in?
Vat-I-cans!
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
I like to eat mom's spaghetti. Now try it with the NEWWWW VEGETTIIII, turn any vegetable into pasta!
I suck big weiner.
The reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy; it was so I don't need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.
If you ever have a gay friend whose comatose, tell his family he/she was a fruit. Now he/she's a vegetable, at least they're still in the produce section.
What do you call a load of retards in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What's the chunkiest part of vegetable soup?
The wheelchair.
What's an edible part of a wheelchair?
A vegetable!
Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?
A: AIDS.