The reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy; it was so I don't need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.
Vegetable Jokes
If you ever have a gay friend whose comatose, tell his family he/she was a fruit. Now he/she's a vegetable, at least they're still in the produce section.
What do you call a load of retards in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What's the chunkiest part of vegetable soup?
The wheelchair.
What's an edible part of a wheelchair?
A vegetable!
Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?
A: AIDS.
What do you call a washed vegetable?
A disabled kid that needs a towel.
What's the best part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
