Vegetable jokes
There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.
They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.
What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in?
Vat-I-cans!
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
I like to eat mom's spaghetti. Now try it with the NEWWWW VEGETTIIII, turn any vegetable into pasta!
I suck big weiner.
The reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy; it was so I don't need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.
If you ever have a gay friend whose comatose, tell his family he/she was a fruit. Now he/she's a vegetable, at least they're still in the produce section.
What do you call a load of retards in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What's the chunkiest part of vegetable soup?
The wheelchair.
What's an edible part of a wheelchair?
A vegetable!
Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?
A: AIDS.
What do you call a washed vegetable?
A disabled kid that needs a towel.
What's the best part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
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if you were vegatable, you'd be a cute-cumber