Vegetable jokes
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.
They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in?
Vat-I-cans!
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
I like to eat mom's spaghetti. Now try it with the NEWWWW VEGETTIIII, turn any vegetable into pasta!
I suck big weiner.
The reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy; it was so I don't need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.
If you ever have a gay friend whose comatose, tell his family he/she was a fruit. Now he/she's a vegetable, at least they're still in the produce section.
What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What's the chunkiest part of vegetable soup?
The wheelchair.
What do you call a load of retards in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What's an edible part of a wheelchair?
A vegetable!
Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?
A: AIDS.
What do you call a washed vegetable?
A disabled kid that needs a towel.
What's the best part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
Community
If vegetable oil is from veggies where is baby oil from 💀!?️💀
pickle
When you first see an okapi, you might think it's related to a horse or a zebra. Its body and neck are horse-like, and its legs have black-and-white stripes like a zebra does. But the okapi is not related to a horse or a zebra; its closest relative is actually the giraffe. In fact, okapis are sometimes called forest giraffes, since they live mainly in the rain forests of central Africa. An okapi's relationship to a g… Read more