Vegetable jokes
I saw a disabled person in the super market. They were at the vegetable aisle.
This disabled kid walked up to me, so I asked what disease he had. He said, "Lima." So I said, "Come again?" And he said, "Lima nuts." And I asked if that was a fruit, and he said, "No, I'm a vegetable."
My disabled dad went to the grocery store.
He got lost and yet they couldn’t find him.
Finally, he was found after a kid told them he was in the vegetable aisle.
Why is there air conditioning at a hospital?
To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
Yum!
What do you call a retarded cow?
Vegan (vegetable).
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
Who is the coolest vegetable?
Rad-ish, of course!
There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.
They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.
What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in?
Vat-I-cans!
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
I like to eat mom's spaghetti. Now try it with the NEWWWW VEGETTIIII, turn any vegetable into pasta!
I suck big weiner.
The reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy; it was so I don't need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.
If you ever have a gay friend whose comatose, tell his family he/she was a fruit. Now he/she's a vegetable, at least they're still in the produce section.
What do you call a load of retards in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What's the chunkiest part of vegetable soup?
The wheelchair.