Vegetable

Vegetable jokes

Rapper

What did the rapper say to the vegetable?

"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"

Wheelchair

Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?

Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.

Memes

Part

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The wheelchair.

Woman

I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.

Dog

I was chopping onions with my brothers, so my little sisters cried. Onions was a good dog.

Anal Sex

What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.

Wife

What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.

Wheelchair

What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?

Cooking the vegetables.

Autistic person

Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?

Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.

(Not meant to be triggering).