Caesar salad, Jack and Jill, little Johnny Koala,
Zebra, monkey, vegetables, bus, baa, bus.
What do you do with a frozen vegetable?
You wait for it to thaw.
I broke up with my girlfriend and stole her wheelchair
Guess who likes vegetables now?
What’s a cannibals favourite food a vegetable
What starts with a v and ends with an k, a veggie Karen
What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?
Boom! Roasted!
Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?
Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.
What is a cannibal's favorite vegetable ?? - Ladies Finger
So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home.
He'll probably leave her alone now.
He doesn't eat vegetables.
what's an old man's favourite food
wrinkled onions
Lettuce: Tomato, you're doing great!
Tomato: Thanks for the condiment!
What the can say to the tomato?
Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾
I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good.
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
What is the difference between lettuce and a hamburger?
When the lettuce runs, the hamburger cries.
What do you call a flat cabbage?
A leaf pile.
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
What is a carrot's favorite shop?
The wheelchair store.
A woman went into her garden and danced in front of her vegetables.
The next morning, her corn didn’t grow, and the tomatoes didn’t blush or turn red, but the cucumbers grew four inches.
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
