Vegetable jokes
Why did the lettuce win the race?
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.
How are Jews and potatoes different?
A potato keeps its skin.
What's the worst part about eating vegetables from the hospital?
The life support cord.
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
What did the lettuce say to the carrot?
"Lettuce be friends!"
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple.
If you were a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital.
Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!
Fruit, vegetables, my arms.
Daikon legs.
I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.
Did you hear the pickle joke?
It's actually a really big dill.
Hi Stephen. Are you a vegetarian?
Well, you are partly right—I'm a vegetable.
What do mermaids put in the salads?
Sea cucumber.
Stephen, are you a vegetarian?
I am a vegetable.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
Why did the orange start blushing?
Because it saw the salad dressing!