how do u properly eat a vegetable you tip over the wheel chair
what is the hardest part of a vegetable... The wheel chair
I saw a disabled person in the super market they was at the vegetable isle
This disabled kid walked up to me so I asked what disease he had. He said Lima. So I said, come again? And he said Lima nuts and I asked if that was a fruit and he said. No I'm a vegetable.
My disabled dad went to the grocery store
He got lost and yet they couldn’t find him
Finally he was found after a kid told them he was in the vegetable aisle
Why is there Air Conditioning at a Hospital?
To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
yum
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who is the coolest vegetable rad-ish of course
Today i went to get a sub and they asked me if i wanted all vegetables.. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in? Vat-I-Cans !!!
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows to not be a cannibal, he knows somehow
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets
What Do you Call a homosexual in a Coma?
A Fruit & a Vegetable
I like to eat moms spaghetti now try it with the NEWWWW VEGETTIIII, turn any vegetable into pasta
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the reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy it was so I don't need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.
If you ever have a gay friend whose comatose tell his family he/she was a fruit now he/she's a vegetable at least there still in the produce section
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What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.
