Vegetable jokes
Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!
Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
Memes
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
What is the definition of suspicion? A: A nun doing squats in a cucumber field.
I locked Terri Schiavo in the freezer.
Hey, I thought that's where you were supposed to put vegetables!
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
What's long and hard and has c*m in the middle? Cucumber. What were you thinking?
What has two wheels and goes really fast?
A vegetable down a hill.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
Why did the lettuce win the race?
Did you hear the pickle joke?
It's actually a really big dill.
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.