Vegetable jokes
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
I locked Terri Schiavo in the freezer.
Hey, I thought that's where you were supposed to put vegetables!
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
What's long and hard and has c*m in the middle? Cucumber. What were you thinking?
Memes
What has two wheels and goes really fast?
A vegetable down a hill.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
Why did the lettuce win the race?
Did you hear the pickle joke?
It's actually a really big dill.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
Daikon legs.