Whats an asthma patient’s least favourite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”
What do a gay guy in a wheel chair and a tomato have in common? They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
A woman went into her garden and danced in front of her vegetables. The next morning, her corn didn’t grow, and the tomatoes didn’t blush or turn red, but the cucumbers grew four inches.
Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable
A: AIDS
My disabled dad went to the grocery store
He got lost and yet they couldn’t find him
Finally he was found after a kid told them he was in the vegetable aisle
Why is there Air Conditioning at a Hospital?
To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
yum
What do you call a retarded cow
Vegan(vegetable)
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows to not be a cannibal, he knows somehow
What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in? Vat-I-Cans !!!
What do you call a washed vegetable?
A disabled kid that needs a towel.
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets
A blind man went to a restaurant.
menu sir? asked the owner. I'm blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks, I will smell it and order. The confused owner went to the kitchen to retrieve a fork, and returned to the blind man. The blind man smelled the fork with a deep breath, yes I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables. Unbelievable, thought the owner. The blind man ate and left. Two weeks later the blind man returned. The owner, wanting to know how good his smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Brenda was cooking and said, do me a favor and rub this fork over your private part which she did. He then goes to the blind man and gives him the fork. The blind man takes it and puts it to his nose and says, oh interesting! I never knew Brenda works here!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables
