What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
Why did the orange start blushing?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
What is pedophiles' favorite prey: Vegetables?
I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
Why did the cucumber go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling well!
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
What did the tomato say to the sad pickle?
"What's the big dill?"
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?
Cauliflower.
I know a baby carrot when I see one.
Whats the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop an onion
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?
A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.
