It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
Vegetable Jokes
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander đ
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
Itâs hard to become a vegetable when youâre already a fruit.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple.
If you were a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital.
Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!
Fruit, vegetables, my arms.
What did the lettuce say to the carrot?
"Lettuce be friends!"
Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I donât eat enough vegetables.
Daikon legs.
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
Knock knock.
Whoâs there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesnât have a last name.
Knock knock.
Whoâs there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli hasnât got a surname!
Did you hear the pickle joke?
It's actually a really big dill.
My cousin is a surgeon.
Last year he botched a surgery he was doing on a patient who happened to be gay. He's being sued for malpractice for turning a fruit into a vegetable.
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
