If 2 vegetable have a argument is called beef
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
I like my vegetables like I like my women Forgotten at the bottom of my freezer
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables one is crule to the person getting in the other is anal sex
what do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchiar on fire.-Cooking the vegetables.
What do my wife and dinner have in common they are both vegetables
why did the cucumber go to the doctor because he wasn't peeling well
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist? Cauliflower.
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table
Whats the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop an onion
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road? A: Cause someone let go of the handle bars
Caesar salad jack and jill little johny koala Zebra monkey vegetables bus baa bus
What do you do with a frozen vegetable? You wait for it to thaw
I broke up with my girlfriend and stole her wheelchair
Guess who likes vegetables now?
What’s a cannibals favourite food a vegetable
What starts with a v and ends with an k, a veggie Karen
What is a cannibal's favorite vegetable ?? - Ladies Finger
What did Michael scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?
Boom! Roasted!
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
Why don't nurse's like giving old people bath or showers Because they don't won't their vegetables to get soggy.
