What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people? Seasoned vegetables.
a guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if its relephant. he says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
i suck big weiner
So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home. He'll probably leave her alone now. He doesn't eat vegetables.
Ur mom gay
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub? steamed vegetables.
What do you call a person with down syndrome in a bath tub?
Vegetable soup
Why are hospitals always freezing?
They need to keep the vegetables cold.
how do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
the wheel chair rises to the top
whats the best part of the vegetable the wheelchair
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit
A missionary was caught by cannibals. we was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, "You can't stew me. I'm a friar."
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs. Because once your a fruit you can't be a vegetable.
I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics and she said i had to eat more vegetables
There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians
There both vegetables in serotonin ways
Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!
why cant there be a gay disabled person? because a fruit cant be the same as a vegetable
When I said I wanted vegetable stew I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
What has two wheels and goes really fast? A vegetable down a hill