Vegetable

Vegetable jokes

Wheelchair

How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?

The wheelchair rises to the top.

Pickle

What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?

A pickle.

Memes

Lettuce

I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.

Site

What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?

cornhub.com

Wallet

There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.

They always make me cry.

Wheelchair

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.

Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.