Vegetable

Vegetable Jokes

Lettuce

I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.

Site

What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?

cornhub.com

Wallet

There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.

They always make me cry.

Wheelchair

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.

Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.

Carrot

Why couldn't the carrot go to his friend's house?

Because he was grounded.

Pear

When I was a kid, I knew a woman named Betty Pears.

She died a horrible death from Alzheimer's.

I thought a pear was a fruit, not a vegetable!