Pickled carrots.
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
What is big and long and hard? A cucumber!
Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.
A: Carrot 🥕
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
My wife said she wanted steamed vegetables with her steak, so I put her father in the hot tub.
Q. What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato? A. A tomato isn't a vegetable.
What’s the difference between a baby and a beet?
Beets stain your teeth.
Bean.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell ya.
knock knock lettuce in
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!
What did the vegetable say to the other before the fight?
Time to beet your maker.
