Vegetable jokes
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?
Cauliflower.
What do you call a load of retards in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What's an edible part of a wheelchair?
A vegetable!
If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.
What's the best part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
I was driving through a neighborhood when I saw a sign that said "Autistic Child Zone." Then I thought to myself, "Oh shit, that wasn't a dog!"
Why did da tomato blush?! IT SAW THE SALAD DRESSING YUH!
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?
A: AIDS.
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.
How do you know when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.
What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
🧀: C’mon tomato!
🍅: I’m trying to ketchup.
🧀: You’re a mile away.
🍅: I am a tomato! It’s not that easy for me to ketchup.
What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.
Q. What's the difference between an Alzheimer's patient and a tomato? A. A tomato isn't a vegetable.
What's the chunkiest part of vegetable soup?
The wheelchair.
What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
I was cutting the vegetables and my mom asked how I was so skillful.