What has two wheels and goes really fast? A vegetable down a hill
Why is there A-C on hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
What do u call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup
Butcher knifes are great tools for cutting many things! Fruit, vegetables, my arms
If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple If you were a vegetable, I would visit u in the hospital
I like my vegetables like I like my women Forgotten at the bottom of my freezer
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair? Because once your a fruit you can't be a vegetable.
What do my wife and dinner have in common they are both vegetables
what do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchiar on fire.-Cooking the vegetables.
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist? Cauliflower.
Guy 1: Whats your favorite vegetable Guy 2: Stefen Hawking
What's the worst part about microwaving vegetables
Fittig the wheelchair in
I saw a disabled person in the super market they was at the vegetable isle
Caesar salad jack and jill little johny koala Zebra monkey vegetables bus baa bus
What’s a cannibals favourite food a vegetable
Why don't nurse's like giving old people bath or showers Because they don't won't their vegetables to get soggy.
What did Michael scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?
Boom! Roasted!
What is a cannibal's favorite vegetable ?? - Ladies Finger
what do u call a load of retards in a swimming pool vegetable soup
I broke up with my girlfriend and stole her wheelchair
Guess who likes vegetables now?
