Vegetable jokes
A cannibal went to the dietitian, and he got told to eat more vegetables, so he ate a disabled person.
My wife said she wanted steamed vegetables with her steak, so I put her father in the hot tub.
I don’t call it special ED, I call it mixed vegetables.
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!
What's an edible part of a wheelchair?
A vegetable!
I cried when my mom started to cut up onions... onions was a good dog.
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
Why did the carrot roll down the hill?
Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair.
What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?
A pickle.
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
Even a psychopath is sympathetic when an onion self-harms!
How do you properly eat a vegetable?
You tip over the wheelchair.
What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator.
What do you call a retarded cow?
Vegan (vegetable).
Who is the coolest vegetable?
Rad-ish, of course!
Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?
A: AIDS.