It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.
Did you hear the pickle joke?
It's actually a really big dill.
Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!
Fruit, vegetables, my arms.
What did the lettuce say to the carrot?
"Lettuce be friends!"
If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple.
If you were a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS”
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
