Vegetable jokes

Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field?

Because they are full of ears!

Now that was a corny joke.

And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing.

What do you call a washed vegetable? A disabled kid that needs a towel.

Why do special ed classes have fans?

To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.

What is the difference between lettuce and a hamburger?

When the lettuce runs, the hamburger cries.

What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.

I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.

What is pedophiles' favorite prey: Vegetables?

My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.

So I threw an orange at her.

What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.

Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?

A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.

What is a cannibal's favorite vegetable?

- Ladies' Finger

What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?

The wheelchair.

What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?

Lettuce eat Brussels!

Why did the rapper visit the farm?

To drop some FRESH BEETS!

Even a psychopath is sympathetic when an onion self-harms!

🧀: C’mon tomato!

🍅: I’m trying to ketchup.

🧀: You’re a mile away.

🍅: I am a tomato! It’s not that easy for me to ketchup.

There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.

They always make me cry.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I cut up onions.

What do you call a load of retards in a swimming pool?

Vegetable soup.

Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?

A. A loaded potato.