Use jokes
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Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.
Memes
My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.
What dating app do people in Alabama use? Ancestry.com.
Explain Bear teaches us that explaining the joke makes it a billion times funnier.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
What is the difference between me and food?
Food has a use.
The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.
Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
My Mom said she's going to kill me if I don't stop using my computer.
If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.
The last two presidents of the US.
How do you embarrass a female archaeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
When can an elephant use an umbrella and not get wet?
When it's not raining.