Use jokes
Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
Memes
Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use "Shake-spears."
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
Why did the first fence hate the other fence?
The second fence used some of-fensive language.
Us three get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
My Mom said she's going to kill me if I don't stop using my computer.
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.