Use jokes
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Use them for toilet paper. 𧻠𧻠𧻠𧻠π π
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
I used to work at a bank, then I lost interest.
What did Santa use as a candy cane?
Wait, wait, I said it wrong.
Okay.
What did Santa use to do his garden...never mind.
Memes
My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.
How's your day going?
Shut up, I didn't ask.
Use code tiko#teamfish
Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel.
The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning.
The guys show up and the guards shoot them.
The guys die because the guards used real guns.
When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
Whatβs the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
Theyβd probably get shellshocked, wasnβt it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, Iβm headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
As a kid, I used to eat a sour herb from a certain spot near a rock.
Now I pee on it, just following the ritual of Africa.
He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D
What is war used for? (put in comments below)
I can make a living with the "Treat Yo self" budget.
Yet I canβt use the "Help yo self" budget.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.