Use

Use jokes

Mama

Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.

Mama

Yo mama so fat...

That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!

Meat

Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.

Bomb

"You're the bomb."

"No, you're the bomb."

A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.

Apology

My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.

If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.

Naruto

Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)

Gay

Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?

Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.

Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.

Chess

Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.

Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.

Son

I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.

Mom

"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump

Prison

Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.

He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.