Why did the first fence hated the other fence? The second fence used some of-fensive language.
My Mom said she's going to kill me if i dont stop using my compu
Why do doctors use so much lipstick? Because they love cos-medics.
I used to have a son. But he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one we got 100 people in here no need. Now amber please just go make your self useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
Us 3 get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!
your skin so bright you could be used as a highlighter
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Why are Beas hair sticky? _____________________ Because they use honeycombs 👾
Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.
Rodd flanders: Whats ''gay'' mean Bart: UH, It means you used to be afraid, but now your not Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves. Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
If I agreed with Leo then that wouldn’t solve anything, it would just make BOTH of us dumb
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES
my parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped if i had done 'it' i would have gotten SO many apologies
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age. It was really heavy on me.
What motorway lane does stephen hawking use? Hard shoulder
You used to be someone’s Sunshine but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
When can an elephant us an umbrella and not get wet?
When it's not raining.
among us is basically a game about betrayal.
