Use jokes
My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.
CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
Memes
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
"Among Us" in space spells "sugoma."
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!
Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
Why did the Irishman use three condoms? To be sure, to be sure, to be sure!