I am trying to re comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here. Here are some rules to make a good joke: 1: don’t say “my life” 2: proof read your joke, and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it 3: And don’t re post things (although this last one is hippocritical because this was me trying to repost something but it is still a good rule to go by)
Who needs storage on a computer, just use an Asians brain.
Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing, because they had no arms.
I used to work at a candlestick factory, but only on the wickends! It was illuminating !
Your friend took a shower and used Pantene but i got a watermelon to keep me clean
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
My dad always used to beat me but he never beat cancer
Poopy pants ha goteen Use Code Fred_5001 in the fortnite item shop
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next RHYME
My father always used to say:
What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.
Until the accident.
What do pigs use to clean up? Hogwash.
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
steven hawkinig never used a condom he used a fire wall
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
What does people use more than you that is yours?
Pov get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitches forehead https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons and I am not talking about the balls you play with I am talking about the boy balls
