Use jokes

One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"

A student says: "Bacon!"

The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"

A student says: "Eggs!"

The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"

A student says: "Homework!"

The whole class laughs.

Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."

LOL

There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."

Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.

"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"

"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."

How did the nut study for its test?

It used the inter-nut.

How do you talk to giants? Using big words.

Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?

Mr. Mime!

How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.

I used to have a phobia of pogo sticks. Those things always made me jump.

Would you mind just peeing into this cup, please? It's the one the annoying receptionist uses.

If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!

Clarissa is here with us.

What games do monks play a lot?

Among Us.

Q: What's the similarity between a dog and a bed?

A: I can jump on my bed. A: And I use a pillow on both of them.

Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

A baby is like another step. You use it just the same as the other steps.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Snow.

Snow who?

Snow use, you wouldn't get it.

We are anonymous because none of us are as cruel as all of us.

Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.

I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.