A farmer artificially impregnated a cow, the cow said to another cow, "it's a miracle, I'm pregnant." the other cow said, "that's impossible it's only us cows in the field you must be joking." The first cow said, "nope I'm serious... no bull."
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Name what guns are used for {wrong answers only}
To momma's so fat she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl
why do tryhards use fennecs. it looks better than the octane
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I was in class and we had to chose another term for words we use everyday, for kid I chose child for dig I chose pet and for wife I chose dishwasher
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Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
Why do orphans use Samsung?
Because iPhone's have home buttons
how can you buy emos. just use their bar code
Pokemon:What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What games do monks play a lot?
AMONK us.
how do you trape a shape? you use a trapezid
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard? - so they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
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My proctologist used to be a photographer, he took x-rays and told me to bend over and say cheese
Tuesday I was looking at my family tree and two dogs were using it
I met a fat chick at the beach. People started asking me what I use for bait. Or do you want us to help throw the Whale back in the water?
“Your mother has been with us for 20 years,” said John. “Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?” “My mother?” replied Helen. “I thought she was your mother.”
