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What do Ants use when they're stinky?

Deodorant.

I use to have a imaginary friend who I could talk to a he could grant me wishes and stuff.. and the I stopped going to church

What was the thing that Beethoven used the most? THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)

Hello worst jokesever.com I am not typing but instead using a microphone to speech ding me a period. I don’t see what’s coming up but I don’t know why I am sending so it will be random or funny or just stupid LOL . So like and subscribe and

Hellen Keller can use hodled's words because they are so bad.

Why did the farmers wife chase the chickens out of the yard?

Cuz they were using fowl language!

zre um be carefulll when useing a gun ok and meh not fat boy

What did Columbus use to cross the ocean? He used a bus

We used to have tail on the back.. and now it moves forward.

I used to be an adventurer like you then i took a dick in the ass.

Parents: why do you use your phone on the toilet? Me: the same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet

What do stomata use to fill their pools? Chlor-ine

Not a joke but theres no where else to post this , ( mainly this post is for the broke people w/o a gym ) . Did you know that the body can't tell if ur using weights? so lifting weights are optional . some beginner workouts W/O weights for like really weak ppls . 1. sit - up's 10 reps 2. push - up's 20 per reps 3. squat's 10 per reps 4. crunches 10 per reps

When I was acting up, my mother used to tell me, "I brought you into this world, and I will take you out. I gave you life, and I can also take it." So my son was acting up and talking back to me. Now I'm being charged with murder. I don't understand. I thought it was okay to kill your own kids.