Use jokes
"Balls" got me like: 😂
Tazzaro got me like: 😂
Orphans got me like: 😂
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
My relatives used to tease me at weddings, saying I'd be next. They soon stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Memes
Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.
Hey y'all, you want to read something funny? Then look up "Greater Tuna" OID and read the script. It's the best. I'm performing it for an OID (Oral Interpretation of Drama) and it kicks ass. Check it out. Also, the name I'm using is my Roblox Username. Friend me.
Win a free ride in a police car! Just pick up a knife and use it!
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
If you're feeling numb, use your thumb.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.
Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.
There’s a noticeable difference between using polish to remove grease and using Polish to remove Greece.
What is the difference between me and food?
Food has a use.