Use jokes
Tuesday, I was looking at my family tree, and two dogs were using it.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
Why did the first fence hate the other fence?
The second fence used some of-fensive language.
A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
Little Johnny was late to school one day, and Miss Brown asks, "Johnny, how come you're late to class?" And Johnny says, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and started fucking the white cow." Miss Brown said, "Johnny, don't use that word. Next time you want to say that, use the word 'surprised'."
The next day Johnny was late again, and Miss Brown said, "Johnny, why are you late?" And Johnny replied, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and 'surprised' the white cow." Miss Brown said, "That's much better, Johnny." And Johnny said, "Yeah, walked straight passed it and started fucking the black one."
I used to work at a calendar factory, but I got fired because I missed a few days.
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
I used to have a goldfish which breakdanced on the floor. But only for like twenty seconds.
How do you stop your newspaper from flying away in the wind? -- Use a news anchor.
I never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away; not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.
You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿