Use jokes
Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
It used to be "My Body, My Choice" until Trump came to power. Now it's "Your Body, My Choice."
Really feeling suicidal is basically having a mental breakdown, but realizing you have nothing nice and sharp to use.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car?
Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job."
Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad). Dad, ewww, your dick tastes like shite!"
Dad: Oh, that's right, I lent your brother the car.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.
If you're feeling numb, use your thumb.
Tazzaro got me like: 😂
Orphans got me like: 😂
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
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"Balls" got me like: 😂