Use jokes
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
jokes got me like : 😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
"Balls" got me like: 😂
Tazzaro got me like: 😂
Orphans got me like: 😂
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
My relatives used to tease me at weddings, saying I'd be next. They soon stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.
Hey y'all, you want to read something funny? Then look up "Greater Tuna" OID and read the script. It's the best. I'm performing it for an OID (Oral Interpretation of Drama) and it kicks ass. Check it out. Also, the name I'm using is my Roblox Username. Friend me.
Win a free ride in a police car! Just pick up a knife and use it!
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
If you're feeling numb, use your thumb.
Really feeling suicidal is basically having a mental breakdown, but realizing you have nothing nice and sharp to use