Use jokes
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
If you're feeling numb, use your thumb.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
Tazzaro got me like: 😂
Whats up brother
Orphans got me like: 😂
"Balls" got me like: 😂
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Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
My relatives used to tease me at weddings, saying I'd be next. They soon stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car?
Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job."
Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad). Dad, ewww, your dick tastes like shite!"
Dad: Oh, that's right, I lent your brother the car.
Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.