Use jokes
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
Memes
Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."
To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"
A student says: "Bacon!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"
A student says: "Eggs!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"
A student says: "Homework!"
The whole class laughs.
Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."
LOL
There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"
"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."
How did the nut study for its test?
It used the inter-nut.
How do you talk to giants? Using big words.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.
I used to have a phobia of pogo sticks. Those things always made me jump.
Would you mind just peeing into this cup, please? It's the one the annoying receptionist uses.
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!