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Teacher

I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.

Covid

Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?

A: Covid.

Memes

Class

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.
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    People

    Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?

    THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!

    Burger

    Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.

    Cow

    A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"

    Trash

    Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"

    Orphan

    Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?

    Kid: I don't know why.

    Man: Because they have a family plan.

    Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.

    Baseball

    Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"

    Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"

    Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*

    Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"

    Lady: "Let me do that."

    Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"

    Phobia

    I used to have a phobia of pogo sticks. Those things always made me jump.

    Receptionist

    Would you mind just peeing into this cup, please? It's the one the annoying receptionist uses.

    Redneck

    If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!

    Similarity

    Q: What's the similarity between a dog and a bed?

    A: I can jump on my bed. A: And I use a pillow on both of them.

    Snow

    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Snow.

    Snow who?

    Snow use, you wouldn't get it.