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Why cant orphans be kidnapped? Cause most kidnappers use a family van
I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator He’s used to penetrating aggressively
What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky Erotic is usually a feather kinky is using the whole chicken
What do two priest say to each other when they walk into an orphanage let us pray
Leo is as useful as a SCREEN DOOR on a submarine
man: why cant an orphan use Verizon ? kid: why? man: cause they have a family plan kid: oh then i need to switch phone services then man: why kid: im a orphan man: laughs out loud thats tuff ( you can tell the joke shortentd by saying why cant an orphan use Verizon cause they have a family plan)
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How does Stephan Hawkings get clean.
He used Tesco car wash.
why did the pikachu say pi?? he had to use the bathroom
What is more used than plastic? Hookers
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didnt they warn us.
YO MAMA SO F A T..
That when she used a jumprope.. Everytime she jumped caused a giant caticlism!
What has to be broken before you can use it? Answer: An egg
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python? When they are hungry they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eat for a day, you give a man a language and he eat for a lifetime
Me Friends-Evan-Did you do some dumb Sh_t-Me-Hell yeah-Evan-Did you get us both in trouble-Me Hell yeah-Evan-Will i still help you cause you are my best friend?-Both-F_CK YEAH
‘You the bomb.’ ‘No, you the bomb.’ A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
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When a deaf person haves sex do they use one hand to moan
