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Jesus

Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins. He has all power, but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea? That’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different.

Our Lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven, the promised land, only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our Lord. This is your choice: believe and go to Heaven, or don’t believe and go to Hell, an eternal death. Make a choice.

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  • Emo

    Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."

    Orphan

    Why can't orphans be kidnapped?

    Because most kidnappers use a family van.

    Weight

    "I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"

    Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.

    Part

    I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.

    Gun

    Jeff crosses the US border.

    The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.

    Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."

    Comma

    My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.

    Car

    Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car?

    Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job."

    Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad). Dad, ewww, your dick tastes like shite!"

    Dad: Oh, that's right, I lent your brother the car.

    Anxiety

    Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.

    Orphan

    Orphan: Where are my parents?

    God: New York City.

    Orphan: But they used to live in China.

    Emoji

    jokes got me like : 😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...