Use jokes

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.

We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.

What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.

What do pigs use to clean up? Hogwash.

My father always used to say:

"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."

Until the accident.

My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.

Q: Why do women only use their lefts?

A: Because they don't have any rights.

What do people use more than you that is yours?

POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.

Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.

Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.

Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.

One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski

I used to have an imaginary friend who I could talk to, and he could grant me wishes and stuff... and then I stopped going to church.

What do ants use when they're stinky?

Deodorant.

What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?

THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)

"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."

Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!

Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.

Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.

Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?

'Cause they were using fowl language!