Use jokes
My father always used to say:
"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."
Until the accident.
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
What do pigs use to clean up? Hogwash.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
What do stomata use to fill their pools?
Chlor-ine.
Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?
Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
I used to have an imaginary friend who I could talk to, and he could grant me wishes and stuff... and then I stopped going to church.
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!
Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.