Use Jokes

I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight And when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle" (And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle") But the fact is I can never get off of his fat dick And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is) "I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)

Here's what the fact is He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh) Asshole in a casket

So you can see I'm cummin' But you won't see me nut And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good) And if he sucks my glizzy I will become dizzy But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good) I've been twerking for boys for so long I'vе been flirting with boys for so long My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real

Yep f someone says to you” I can’t roast trash” say well some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother

why is lebron james and orphan? bc he dosent use whatsapp

"joe biden's mom is so fat, shes very fat folks, shes so fat imma use her to build my new wall"-trump

Whats dose my dad and the twin towers have in common they used to be with us, now its just a sensitive topic.

Kiwis forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive 😏

Eminem - 'Morbius' Lyrics.

Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)

You’re so skinny u use chapstick as deodorant

A farmer artificially impregnated a cow, the cow said to another cow, "it's a miracle, I'm pregnant." the other cow said, "that's impossible it's only us cows in the field you must be joking." The first cow said, "nope I'm serious... no bull."

What’s a guy with Tourette’s favourite app to use? Tiktok.

What did the priest say to the skunk?

Let us spray

Guys we gotta stop telling these jokes they are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue

Yo daddy so stupid he threw a father’s day party at the orphanage

What did the catholic priest say to the other catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? 
Let’s us prey.

Sans: What I am using? ... A trom-bone

why does aaron eat burgers on a wednesday? because his spine is bent and his favourite gun in apex legends is the g7 scout and he uses the speedy spanish man

Johnny: Why do cuss words exist? Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older. || 20 YEARS LATER || Johnny: Mom now can you tell me why cuss words exist? Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them. Johnny: Damn Mom you shoulda told me that when I was still seven cuz now I really feel like that person.

Welcome to joes abortion clinic no fetus can beat us! You make em we take em!

Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time and---you only hurt yourself.

Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow...then you in trouble!

Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself? So she can moan with her right hand.

your skin so bright you could be used as a highlighter

Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?

A: Covid.