Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats,” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “well done?”
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I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.
"Aww, it's a boy, let me cut off the ombelicul cored, sir, that's his penis!"
"It's a girl."
