Gender reveal jokes

Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.

I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...

Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats,” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “well done?”

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Gender reveals be going crazy nowadays.

I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.

"Aww, it's a boy, let me cut off the ombelicul cored, sir, that's his penis!"

"It's a girl."

Daughter: Dad.

Dad: Yes honey?

Daughter: I'm lesbian.

Dad: Ok.

Daughter 2: Dad.

Dad: Yes?

Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.

Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?

Son: I do...

Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them, and now it’s a sensitive subject.

Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"

Non-binary people: *cries*

Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two, but now it's just a sensitive subject.

Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "congrats," but none of them touch the man's penis and say "well done?"