Gender reveal jokes
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats,” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “well done?”
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Gender reveals be going crazy nowadays.
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
How do you know if spaghetti is a boy or a girl? It's meatballs.
"Aww, it's a boy, let me cut off the ombelicul cored, sir, that's his penis!"
"It's a girl."
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.
I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
Community talk
I hate when gender reveal parties end with the male partner not being happy that his female partner is having a certain gendered baby (e.g. female), telling its her fault that the baby is that gender but he is the actual dumb one as its his sperm that dictates the gender of the baby (Y chromosome - Male, X - Chromosome - Female).
Gender reveal in a long time!!!
I’m not gay but I’m not straight.