A hot girls wants to do suicide and jump from a bridge when an ugly smelly homeless weirdo walks up to her. And he says "hey you hot babe, let's fuck. She just answers "get the fuck away you ugly bastard". The guy just laughs and says "alright i wait down there".
What do you call a grown up orphan? Homeless
my handicapped friend was getting bullied i said just stand up for your self
SOMEONE:WHEN YOU SUFFER FROM DEPRRRESION AND SOMEONE TELLS YOU TO CHEER UP
ME:MY WHAT A GREAT IDEA WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT;)
My mom said i need Jesus in my life, So I drunk up the holy water ;}.
What did the comedian say when he walked into a bank?
This is a stand-up.
And that concludes your French oral. You can put your trousers back up and I'll see you on Monday
Someone at school judged my grammar. I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.
You'll end up DEAD if you don't stop COFFIN!!!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and have some fun Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
What's the difference between an onion and a hooker? I cry when I chop up onions
A Horse walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.
I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
Q:what's the hardest thing about losing your virginity A:making sure she doesn't wake up
One day a teacher stands up in front of her class and asks if anyone in the class is an idiot, and says that if there is one then he/she should stand up. After a minute a boy stands up.
The teacher then asks the boy if he actually thinks he's an idiot.
The boy says, "No, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."
Digging stuff up is too hard
Guess Necrophilia isn’t for everybody
Why is a sick person and California similar? They tend to burn up.
GET UP YOU LAZYBONES!
I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said "I will fuck you up", she said "try me", so that's exactly what I did and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying
I used to date a girl named Ruth but she broke up with me and now I am ruthless.
