one day a priest loses his cock (chicken) he goes to the church and says "who has seen a cock" all the woman raised their hands "no who has seen a cock that is not theirs" half the woman's hands went up "NO NO NO who has seen my cock" all the nuns hands went up
I almost a joke about parkinson's disease, but I was too shaken up to say it.
Guy walks into a bar. Sees a hot girl. Walks up to her and says "your getting laid tonight" She replies "what are you some sort of psychic" He says "No i'm just stronger than you".
I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out
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A blind guy walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog. He then picks his dog up by the tail and starts to swing him around. The bartender asks him "Hey man What the hell you doing?". Blind guy says "Just looking around"
(Set up joke for the actual joke) So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog. (Actual joke) When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up
what do you get when you mix up a group of emos??
Suicide squad
Jesus walks in to a motel throws 3 nails on the counter and says can you put me up for a night
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest? Father Les.
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say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they don't shoot up schools.
My wife accused me of being a cross dresser so i packed up her clothes and left
If iron man and quick sliver teamed up.. They would be alloys.
My friend and I were joking about a wheelchair kid and another kid came up and said to the wheel chair kid you should stand up for your self
i was walking today and i saw a emo with a noose looking up at a tree i simply said " hang on there bud!"
I wasn't planning on going on a run. but those cops showed up out of nowhere
so the teacher go up to you and says im going to call your parents me: good luck finding them
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