What do you call a A gay Drive-by A fruit roll up
(Best pick-up line ever) Your body is like 9/11 I wanna crash into your twin towers😏
What do you find up a ghosts nose- a BOOger
I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover
My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don't stand up for her in fights I don't care she use to push me around all the time
I broke up with my deaf girlfriend because she never listened to me.
why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login:__________
Oh no I feel bad for Steven Hawkins he can’t get up the stairway to heaven
Three nuns had to go before mother Superior. The first one goes up to her and she says have you sinned? Yes I have mother I have stolen a bicycle. Okay said mother Superior okay said mother Superior say 100 holy Marys and put dip your hand in the holy water... Up comes nun number two and she says she has sinned she slept with a married man.. so mother Superior says okay save 500 hail Marys and dip your hand in the holy water and go on your way the third nun comes up and she says I peed in the holy water 🤣😂🤣😂😁😁🌈
Two girls have a sleepover.
Karen: Let's go to bed. Lauren:Fine, but it's early. *Karen wakes up and exits room" *Lauren hears noise* Mikey: Your so much better than my girlfriend Karen. Lauren: *laughs* Lauren: *remembers her boyfriend is Karen's brother Mikey*
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms”
“Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends”
“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground”
“Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag”
“Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus”
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
So, Satan is in the delivery room having a child. Soon, a feathered creature comes out. "Doctor," say Satan. "What is it?" The doctor sighs. "Well, it's not a boy, and it's not a girl." Satan looks frustrated. "THEN WHAT IS IT?!?!?" The doctor looks up. "It's a goose."
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb? One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her. ...just kidding- - none. They can't change anything.
My sister said that you no that that is really cool than I said you no you can shut up
Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife?
Only the wife was hung up
Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep 💤 under a car?
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
My syndrom may be down but my hopes are up
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
