Ups jokes
On this website, I just searched up "My jokes". In response, it said, "No jokes found." Wth.
I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.
What type of bee can't make up his mind?
A maybe.
When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
Memes
Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.
So I got another one free of charge.
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone, and money falls out.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
My heart broke as I went down the stairs, and my girlfriend broke her heart.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."
*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"
A little girl said to her mom, "Mom, my butt's cracked, kiss it, kiss it!" Her mom said, "Sweetie, shut up, it's always been there!" Then her daughter died 'cause of her melodramaticness.