Turn jokes
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
I saw two deaf people talking shit about me in sign language.
So I turned off the lights.
What's one way to drain someone's ego?
Hand them a mirror, and say they should see how ugly they turned out in life.
God is you... If you have a dog
I knew a guy who would always claim he had a buddy with an IQ of 1.
It turns out he was just looking in the mirror.
What did one sperm say to the other while swimming side by side?
One turns to the other and asks, "How much further to the fallopian tubes?"
The other says, "I’m not sure, we just passed the esophagus."
I thought when my friends called me curvy, it was a compliment, but it turns out they were referring to my spine.
When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?
He saw the climate change.
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.
Turns out it was the fridge.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)