Turn jokes
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
Memes
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"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?
Turn it upside down.
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
Teacher told me to turn in my essay, but I ain't no snitch, fool.
A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.
"Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man."
"After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!"
This morning I woke up, then took a bath with some chocolate mud. At first, when I turned the damn flossers on, I noticed it wasn't water. It was all chocolate mud, and now my body is all chocolatey.
I like plants, but then I decided to turn over a new leaf and branch out.
I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.
Turns out it was the fridge.
Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100.
Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!
The show COPS has been dropped from broadcast,
honoring the longstanding tradition of police turning off their cameras.
What did one sperm say to the other while swimming side by side?
One turns to the other and asks, "How much further to the fallopian tubes?"
The other says, "I’m not sure, we just passed the esophagus."