Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100. Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.
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Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man? After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
You know they say, when you get lemos make lemonade...Well i took that a little bit too literal
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
how to turn on an Indian push the red button.
why was the mexican scared of cold water It might turn into ICE
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron." The other asks, "Are you sure?" "Yes," the first says, "I'm positive."
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
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I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.
Turns out it was the fridge.
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There was an exam music quiz question about gary glitter, now if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh turn over, you've got an hour" .. it's him..
shit my bad.. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed? Someone turned of flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airaplane mode.
Chrome turns you into chrome but there is a chrome back bling and it does nothing to you
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
Batteries batteries who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down
Teacher told me to turn in my essay but I ain't no snitch fool
aw hell naw
dey turned spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a u-turn
