Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100.
Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.
Yesterday I purchased a world map and told my wife to throw a dart, and wherever it lands, I will take her. Turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.