Try jokes

Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.

A man got pulled over, and the policeman had stepped out and said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

The man said, "I was trying to catch up with the traffic."

The officer said, "There is no traffic."

The man said, "Exactly, that’s how far behind I am!"

Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?

Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*

Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.

Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*

A doctor walks into his office and looks his patient in the eyes, "Sir, you have to stop jerking off."

The man asks, "Why?"

The doctor then says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."

Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.

Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.

What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew?

Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.

Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,

he is my only motivation for trying again.

Being asked for advice after a failed suicide attempt:

"What advice do you have for people out there?"

As a suicide professional, don't try this at home.

I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.

A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.

I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.

Nobody got it.

What happened when the emo tried to high five a tree?

It left him hanging.

Orphans have it lucky.

When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."

When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"

I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"

Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.

You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!

Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.

When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:

Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?