Try jokes
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 9.
A boy tried to give a tree a high-five, but instead, he ended up hanging.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset.
She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
Bf: Babe, do you love me?
Gf: Of course, why do you ask?
Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.
Try to make a joke, but not about yourself.
Well, I have nothing.
Stephen Hawking died because he tried downloading a free version of Windows 10.
Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.
If a depressed kid tries to high five a tree, it leaves them hanging.
Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
One way to not pick up a girl is to say, “Are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?” I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.
How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?
Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral?”
No? Shame, it was real fun.
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.
What is the easiest way to get into a busy hospital? Try to commit suicide.
(YES I KNOW I SPELLED SCUCIDE WRONG)
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!