Try jokes
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.
She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
Someone said to stop hurting myself, but I'm still trying to cut my arms off.
I tried being an emo, but I never got the hang of it.
A man and a cow are stuck on train tracks, and there is a train in the distance about to hit both of them. A vegan sees this and tries to help. Who does he save, the man or the cow?
Neither. He isn't strong enough to lift either of them.
Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.
Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!
Comments:
Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!
Shut up: Shut up!
Liv: Gwen stop!!
Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"
Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?
Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
Doctor: "Does your penis burn after intercourse?" Patient: "I don't know. I never tried lighting it."
I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
Doctor: "I have good news and I have worse news." Patient: "Well, what's the bad news?" Doctor: "You have one day left to live." Patient: "What news could possibly be worse?" Doctor: "I've been trying to contact you since yesterday!"
Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.
Husband: Can we try anal tonight? Wife: Fuck that shit! Husband: That's the spirit!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
Little Johnny was told by his friend that if you go to your parents and say: "I know the truth," they give you money.
So Little Johnny says to his mum, "I know the truth," so his mum hands him 20 dollars and tells him not to tell anyone. So when Little Johnny’s dad gets home, Little Johnny says, "I know the truth." His dad hands him $50 and says not to tell anyone. So Little Johnny tries it on the postman and says, "I know the truth," and the postman says, "Come here, son."