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I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.

Nobody got it.

What happened when the emo tried to high five a tree?

It left him hanging.

Orphans have it lucky.

When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."

When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"

Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.

Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.

What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew?

Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.

I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"

Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.

Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,

he is my only motivation for trying again.

Being asked for advice after a failed suicide attempt:

"What advice do you have for people out there?"

As a suicide professional, don't try this at home.

I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.

I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.

I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.

Nobody still wanted them.

Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 9.

Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.

A man got pulled over, and the policeman had stepped out and said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

The man said, "I was trying to catch up with the traffic."

The officer said, "There is no traffic."

The man said, "Exactly, that’s how far behind I am!"

My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset.

She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”

A boy tried to give a tree a high-five, but instead, he ended up hanging.

Why did the dog cross the road twice?

Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.

A doctor walks into his office and looks his patient in the eyes, "Sir, you have to stop jerking off."

The man asks, "Why?"

The doctor then says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."