Meditation jokes
What did the meditating egg say?
A) Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlet!
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
JFK tried meditating. He told everyone he is very open-minded.
I trained a wolf to meditate, so now she's aware-wolf.
I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...
Is depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle.
I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks.
So I meet with a therapist on a weekly basis. We talk about my depression and how it's been getting worse. Recently, I've been advised about my condition, and how I've been discussing with her about being suicidal. She's been very helpful throughout it. I was even told I can pay in advance from now on, so I don't have to worry about it later.
Community talk
Well, it's the gut slingin' east-side demon creeping' out the crypt Squeeze the fruit of death, I let it bleed and drip right off my lips Creepin' through the woods, don't hide your family, bitch, it's time to dip I came to slit your throat you stupid pussy motherfuckin' bitch If you should die, before you wake, bitch, that's my soul to take You stay up late, I put your head up on a fuckin' stake So get it straight, … Read more
Hey! I wanted to thank you all for all the likes! Really makes my day! Anyways, I have some helpful things you could do if your feeling mad, sad, ect! Hope this helps <3
Angry:
Push a wall, maybe you're thinking it's something you want to push. It releases the negativity that you might be feeling.
Once you've calmed down, maybe tell a friend or parent your concerns. You could also go to support, Hailey my friend … Read more