Meditation jokes
What did the meditating egg say?
A) Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlet!
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
JFK tried meditating. He told everyone he is very open-minded.
I trained a wolf to meditate, so now she's aware-wolf.
I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...
Is depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle.
Depression is like having anxiety, but with more voices.
Sleep, but make it forever.
You have a six-minute timer to live, but when you breathe, it resets.
Community talk
Well, it's the gut slingin' east-side demon creeping' out the crypt Squeeze the fruit of death, I let it bleed and drip right off my lips Creepin' through the woods, don't hide your family, bitch, it's time to dip I came to slit your throat you stupid pussy motherfuckin' bitch If you should die, before you wake, bitch, that's my soul to take You stay up late, I put your head up on a fuckin' stake So get it straight, … Read more
Hey! I wanted to thank you all for all the likes! Really makes my day! Anyways, I have some helpful things you could do if your feeling mad, sad, ect! Hope this helps <3
Angry:
Push a wall, maybe you're thinking it's something you want to push. It releases the negativity that you might be feeling.
Once you've calmed down, maybe tell a friend or parent your concerns. You could also go to support, Hailey my friend … Read more