Try jokes

Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.

Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"

And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"

My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.

Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.

Why is he called Stephen Hawking?

Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.

Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?

Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.

Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?

Why?

Because it would be useless. :)

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!

Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.

He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.

Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.

Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!

It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!

My friend tried to sleep on napkins.

I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.

I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.

When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'

Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.

I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.

My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.

eBay is so useless.

I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.

How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.

Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."