Try jokes

How do you know Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?

Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.

A doctor walks into the room and tells his patient, "I have some bad news for you. You really have to stop masturbating."

The man looks aghast and says, "Oh my God, doc, why?!"

The doctor replies, "I'm trying to examine you."

What is the easiest way to get into a busy hospital? Try to commit suicide.

(YES I KNOW I SPELLED SCUCIDE WRONG)

Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.

Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."

I can’t take my dog to the park anymore.

Why?

The ducks keep trying to eat him.

Why would they do that?

Because he’s pure-bread.

I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.

How do you know Adam and Eve were White?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?

I tried having a three-way with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three-body problem.

I tried to catch fog yesterday...

Mist.

I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"

Stephen Hawking died because he tried downloading a free version of Windows 10.

Try to make a joke, but not about yourself.

Well, I have nothing.

If a depressed kid tries to high five a tree, it leaves them hanging.

Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.

The creator's son tried that!

(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)

A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.

One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”

If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.

My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.

Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!

You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!