Try jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
What is the easiest way to get into a busy hospital? Try to commit suicide.
(YES I KNOW I SPELLED SCUCIDE WRONG)
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
A doctor walks into the room and tells his patient, "I have some bad news for you. You really have to stop masturbating."
The man looks aghast and says, "Oh my God, doc, why?!"
The doctor replies, "I'm trying to examine you."
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.
One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”
My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.
You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!
Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.
I can’t take my dog to the park anymore.
Why?
The ducks keep trying to eat him.
Why would they do that?
Because he’s pure-bread.
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.