Try jokes
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
If a depressed kid tries to high five a tree, it leaves them hanging.
One way to not pick up a girl is to say, “Are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?” I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.
How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?
Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral?”
No? Shame, it was real fun.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
I can’t take my dog to the park anymore.
Why?
The ducks keep trying to eat him.
Why would they do that?
Because he’s pure-bread.
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
The weird moaning sounds when you try to slide in the back door.
Followed by slipping in Kentucky (KY) Jelly.
Followed by landing in deep shit.
Followed by being totally covered in sea men.
What does a computer scientist do when someone tries to fight him?
He waves his arms like a space invader.
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
What is the easiest way to get into a busy hospital? Try to commit suicide.
(YES I KNOW I SPELLED SCUCIDE WRONG)
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.
One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”