Crying babies are like parties, No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.
If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you just say “hipity hoppity that gun is my property.
My step bro thought I was single and tried to Take me but I said I'm take and guess what he did cried". Why wwhy would u do that
I saw a sign that said “Falling Rocks.” I tried it and it doesn’t.
Stephen hawkings tried charge his phone and unplugged his life support
Why is there no open hunting season on hippies ????
Have you ever tried to clean one ?
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands but all of them rejected him.. except Daft Punk.
Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?
I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...
Yo mama so short when she tried sniffing cocaine she couldn’t get high
Yo mama so fat bill gates went broke trying to buy her dinner
the orphan tried to play baseball but he couldn't get home cause home doesn't exist for him
I was doing a magic show, i tried to make a bunny disappear but it didn’t work. I walked outside in shame, i looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
the emo kid tried to give the tree a high 5 unfortunately the tree left him hanging...
i did just see a blind person trying to fuck a dog
A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. “You can’t cut me down,” the tree exclaims, “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”
yo mama so small that she tried to hike mountin deww
I'm in a wheelchair right so I've tried everything but one stand up
It didn't work
Y did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts Uno Dos and leaves no trace.
Idk my friend did it
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
