True Jokes

Child: mom someone told me you talk like an owl

teacher: who

Child: oh it is true you do talk like an owl

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Ok so I know this is not a joke but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism your are still amazing you are lovely in every way and if people bully you don't lisn because they are wrong you are cute and I know how it feels I have ADHD and I get bullied a lot but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true people with autism stay strong you got this I will be your friend by heart Evan if it's not by person

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In every step you take, My support stays true.

Knock knock who’s there Candace Candace who Candace be true you don’t remember me

True fact: school shooters aren’t dangerous to you if your the school shooter

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I only have a few friends like if you relate

Based on a true story

Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero? He woke up and found out it was true.

my mom once ate a full giant cheesecake and we were walking to our flight back home and she had to shat. we were walking to the bathroom and she full on in front of the caroulsel, she had a lump of poo in her pants... true story haha

Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY)

This is true today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said “need money for strippers and weed”

A true God, would be godless himself.

what is the true meaning of Christmas. stealing presents from orphans-a quote by technoblade

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People say dogs are like their owners. So true. My dog keeps on running into the street as if she doesn't care about her life. I don't care about her life either hahahaha!!;)

In a proud, boastful voice, Gemma told the old Chinese woman who was babysitting her that onions were the only food that could make you cry. The woman nodded and said that was true enough. They continued eating for a while. This is really good! the little girl exclaimed. What's this meat! The old lady replied with: well there was a brown dog in your yard that wouldn't stop yapping.