Big word jokes

My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.

My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.

My girlfriend called me pedophile today.

Big word for a 12-year-old.

My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday. I asked her why. She said, "Because you're a pedophile." I replied, "Pedophile! That's a big word for an eight year old."

I dated a lot of girls before I married my wife. I was living with one of them when I arrived home one day to find her bags packed and next to the door. I asked her, "Baby, what's going on?" She said, "I'm leaving you."

"But why?" I replied.

"Because you're a pedophile!" she answered.

"That's a pretty big word for a six-year-old," I said.

My girlfriend said I was a ped0phi1e.

That's a big word for a 6 year old!

My girlfriend called me a pedophile.

And I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old!"

How do you talk to giants? Using big words.

A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."

What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.

My girlfriend called me a pedophile... That's a big word for a 1st grader.

When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.

At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters

'PNEIS'

and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me. It means a lot.

What is the longest word in the English Dictionary? "Smiles," because there is a mile between the first letter and the last.

You got a dig bick.

You read that wrong.

You read that wrong too.

Maybe you read that wrong as well.

You just went and back-checked.

You reread all of that.

You have a pet wussy.

You read that wrong...

You need mental help.

It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.