Big word jokes

My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.

My girlfriend called me pedophile today.

Big word for a 12-year-old.

My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.

I dated a lot of girls before I married my wife. I was living with one of them when I arrived home one day to find her bags packed and next to the door. I asked her, "Baby, what's going on?" She said, "I'm leaving you."

"But why?" I replied.

"Because you're a pedophile!" she answered.

"That's a pretty big word for a six-year-old," I said.

My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday. I asked her why. She said, "Because you're a pedophile." I replied, "Pedophile! That's a big word for an eight year old."

My girlfriend said I was a ped0phi1e.

That's a big word for a 6 year old!

How do you talk to giants? Using big words.

What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.

My girlfriend called me a pedophile... That's a big word for a 1st grader.

A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."