There once was a man from Peru.who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke up at night ,with a terrible fright,to find out his dream had come true.
ROSES ARE RED VIOLET'S ARE BLUE YOU A DUM *SS B*TCH WE ALL KNOW ITS TRUE
I believe Alia is a true god because they say in the beginning there was an explosion
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation.....
Guys it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years
*True story* I saw his guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said smurf paint but I shouted MEGAMIND
This is the true worst joke ever: What did the person say to the other guy when he met him? Hi!
Three kids one day found a magical slide. There was a sign next to it saying, “what ever you wish for comes true once you slide down”. One kid stepped up and slid down, he wished for a river of chocolate, thus he swam in a chocolate river. The second kid slid down and wished for a mountain of money, he then landed in a pile of money. The third kid went down and said, “Weeeeeeee”!
do depressed people hate swimming. They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression but they love it cus it might make all their dreams come true
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood. Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.
Knock knock who’s there Candace Candace who Candace be true you don’t remember me
I only have a few friends like if you relate
Based on a true story
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that was true then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “womens rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
True fact: school shooters aren’t dangerous to you if your the school shooter
my mom once ate a full giant cheesecake and we were walking to our flight back home and she had to shat. we were walking to the bathroom and she full on in front of the caroulsel, she had a lump of poo in her pants... true story haha
