Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
Bolero Dream
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a cello player (a loser) who dreams he's playing a fancy piece called "Bolero". Turns out, ding dong, it wasn't a dream! He was actually playing it! I know that you have no goals in life because you're a sad sack of potatoes. But you are a great eater, I will give you that.