Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a cello player (a loser) who dreams he's playing a fancy piece called "Bolero". Turns out, ding dong, it wasn't a dream! He was actually playing it! I know that you have no goals in life because you're a sad sack of potatoes. But you are a great eater, I will give you that.