time flys by doesn’t it. But the plane in 911 didn’t.
Guy 1: How far are we going?
Guy 2: About as far as somebody's miscarriage.
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
Orphans go on vacation to the ancient pyramid to find a mommy.
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an Aussie bloke in Bali?
Both are expert drunks, but the Aussie is 100 times better kept. Johnny Depp, in contrast, looks like a demented leader of a violent drug cartel.
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick
My four conditions:
1. I need coffee.
2. I need vacation.
3. I need food.
4. I need tape, axe, saw, bag, shovel and an alibi.
you are able to travel to the anime world, believe me michael jackson did it
Me : “You guys wanna know a cool fact?” Friend 1 : “Yeah” Friend 2 : “Yea” Me : “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.” Friend 3 : “I love anime.” Friend 1 & 2 : “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Me : *Laughs at Friend 3*
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it
Time to go to New York to visit the twin towers.
They’re already getting closer
Me: Spanish teacher why do we need to learn Spanish? Teacher: because you might go to Mexico and start a job Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
Two baked beans travelled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.
Where did George go to? Washington DC.
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
Where does a Pencil go to vacation Pencil Vania
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat. She said nothing, so I took her to Africa
