New Travel Jokes - Page 3 - Worst Jokes Ever

I found the best GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.

Where do fruits go on vacation?

"Pear-is!"

Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day.

Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he'll fly for the rest of his life.

My wife is mad that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and went right.

I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby.

Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.

Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?

The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:

"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."

😳

I traveled through time to get my dad back.

I failed because I was 1e21 years off.

One day I was very happy. I managed to win the lottery and receive a free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia!

Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived toward me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why he is doing this, only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.

Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruining my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!

Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?

Once again, they don't fall for the trick!

Time flies by, doesn’t it?

But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.

One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.