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Nile River Trip

Shower thoughts
2 years ago ·
  • My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.

    He swears by it, but he’s in denial.

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    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, dummy! The joke plays on "Nile" and "denial." The friend fell in the Nile River but is "in denial" about it. Get it? Or are you still picking your nose?

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