Transportation jokes

What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜?

"Where do you live?"

I got hit by a bus.

But the bus was my ex.

What's worse than 10 babies in a truck?

One baby in 10 trucks.

What time is it when you get home? Can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕? Today is the night I can drive.

Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/

Why is the wheel the best invention?

Because it's wheely wheely great!

People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.

In a white van.

There was a man in a wheelchair, and he got knocked out in front of a bus. He had a wheelie good life!

Why did Gemma fall off her bike?

She got hit by a fridge.

You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.

"Jump in the Cadillac, girl, let's put some miles on it."

Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.

What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.

Why did the zebra cross the road?

Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.

What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one.

If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road?

A: It wasn't in its car seat.

What's a car's favorite place to hang out?

A CARnival!

Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?

Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.

Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?

Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.