Transportation jokes

What is a difference between a tree and a car? A car 🚙 can drive and [a] tree 🌲 can not drive.

What is the difference between a tree 🌲 and a car 🚘?

A car can drive, and a tree 🌳 cannot drive.

What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜?

"Where do you live?"

Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/

I got hit by a bus.

But the bus was my ex.

What's worse than 10 babies in a truck?

One baby in 10 trucks.

What time is it when you get home? Can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕? Today is the night I can drive.

Why is the wheel the best invention?

Because it's wheely wheely great!

People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.

In a white van.

There was a man in a wheelchair, and he got knocked out in front of a bus. He had a wheelie good life!

"Jump in the Cadillac, girl, let's put some miles on it."

You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.

Why did Gemma fall off her bike?

She got hit by a fridge.

Why did the zebra cross the road?

Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.

What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one.

Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.

What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.

What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"

Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?

Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.