Transportation jokes
Why couldn’t Billy go to school today?
The bus driver hit Sally.
What's yellow all over and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What is a difference between a tree and a car? A car 🚙 can drive and [a] tree 🌲 can not drive.
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜?
"Where do you live?"
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
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What time is it when you get home? Can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕? Today is the night I can drive.
I got hit by a bus.
But the bus was my ex.
What's worse than 10 babies in a truck?
One baby in 10 trucks.
Why is the wheel the best invention?
Because it's wheely wheely great!
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
There was a man in a wheelchair, and he got knocked out in front of a bus. He had a wheelie good life!
Why did Gemma fall off her bike?
She got hit by a fridge.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
"Jump in the Cadillac, girl, let's put some miles on it."
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
A woman.