Transportation jokes
What's the difference between a plane and a woman?
At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.
Why couldn’t Billy go to school today?
The bus driver hit Sally.
Q: If a boat could fly, where would it go?
A: An airport.
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜?
"Where do you live?"
What is a difference between a tree and a car? A car 🚙 can drive and [a] tree 🌲 can not drive.
What is the difference between a tree 🌲 and a car 🚘?
A car can drive, and a tree 🌳 cannot drive.
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
What's worse than 10 babies in a truck?
One baby in 10 trucks.
I got hit by a bus.
But the bus was my ex.
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕? Today is the night I can drive.
Why is the wheel the best invention?
Because it's wheely wheely great!
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
There was a man in a wheelchair, and he got knocked out in front of a bus. He had a wheelie good life!
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
"Jump in the Cadillac, girl, let's put some miles on it."
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.
Why did Gemma fall off her bike?
She got hit by a fridge.
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?