Transportation jokes
What's yellow all over and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What's the difference between a plane and a woman?
At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the rear end.
Why couldn’t Billy go to school today?
The bus driver hit Sally.
Why is the wheel the best invention?
Because it's wheely wheely great!
Memes
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕? Today is the night I can drive.
I got hit by a bus.
But the bus was my ex.
What's worse than 10 babies in a truck?
One baby in 10 trucks.
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
There was a man in a wheelchair, and he got knocked out in front of a bus. He had a wheelie good life!
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
"Jump in the Cadillac, girl, let's put some miles on it."
What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one.
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
Why did Gemma fall off her bike?
She got hit by a fridge.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.
If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...