Transportation jokes
If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.
Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.
A lion would never drive while drunk.
But a tiger wood.
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
A woman.
There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60. Who's driving?
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.
Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.