Transportation jokes
Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
Memes
Teslas suck
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Q: Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
A: Because he got hit by a bus.
What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.