Transportation jokes
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
Why did the Jew get an electric car?
Because he was afraid of the gas.
Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
Memes
oh well there goes another one
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Q: Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
A: Because he got hit by a bus.
What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.