I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
Transportation Jokes
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?
"Uber Eats."
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot!
What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a truck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.
