Transportation jokes
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.
I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
How does a train eat?
It goes, "chew chew."
Once a mustang, always a mustang. - Mr. Shaw
How do flat-earthers travel?
On a plane.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
What's yellow all over and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?
A school bus filled with children.
What's long, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What bumps up and down at 100km an hour?
A baby tied to the back of a speeding truck.
A Ford?
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
A llama kicked me out of my house. Alpaca my bags.
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.