Transportation jokes
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
What begins with F and ends with CK?
Fuck, I mean fire truck.
When a plane is having turbulence, it’s just the pilot shaking the steering.
What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of them is a police officer.
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
Wheels on the bus go round and round Round and round round and round Wheels on the bus go round and round All through the town.
Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep Beep beep beep beep beep beep Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep All through the town.
The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa Baa baa baa baa baa baa The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa All through the town.
I love bus jokes.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To cut through traffic.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
Others, tearfully: Stop shipping real people!!
Me, packing an old lady in a FedEx box: Nope!
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?” I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
How does the zebra cross the road?
The zebra crossing.
Race car backwards is race car.
Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died.