Transportation jokes
My friend said this to me: "Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen." :(
Are you a train because I want to get railed by you? ;)
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?
"Uber Eats."
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
Memes
Q: Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
A: Because he got hit by a bus.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot!
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!