Transportation jokes

If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.

Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...

What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?

Hot wheels.

Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.

There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60. Who's driving?

Why did the child cross the road?

Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bus full of children.

A lion would never drive while drunk.

But a tiger wood.

Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?

Friend: No?

Person: Exactly.

Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.

Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.

Mom: Please eat, baby!

Baby: No!

Mom: Here comes the airplane!

Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a bus.

Q: Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

A: Because he got hit by a bus.

What do you call a wheelchair on fire?

Hot Wheels.

Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.

I told this man to rev his vehicle.

Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.

Patient: Where are you taking me, doctor?

Doctor: The morgue.

Patient: Hang on! I'm not dead yet!

Doctor: And we're not there yet!

My friend said this to me: "Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen." :(

Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?