Transportation

Transportation jokes

Mama

Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"

Toe

My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔

Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.

Gum

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.

Car

So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.

Wonder Woman

You know why they call her Wonder Woman?

She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.

Traffic

Teacher: Why were you late?

Me: Traffic.

Teacher: Did I did it?

Me: Did I even blame it on you?

Dog

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

Put them in a barking lot!

Coach

What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"

School Bus

What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?

On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.

Guy

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.

So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”

Ice Cream

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Europe.

Europe who?

No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.