Transportation jokes
Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
Patient: Where are you taking me, doctor?
Doctor: The morgue.
Patient: Hang on! I'm not dead yet!
Doctor: And we're not there yet!
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
Q: Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
A: Because he got hit by a bus.
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
My friend said this to me: "Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen." :(
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
Are you a train because I want to get railed by you? ;)
What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?
"Uber Eats."
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.