Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.
What's the difference between a car and a car?
I have absolutely no idea, sorry.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
There were four people in a helicopter: Trump, a first-grade kid, a schoolteacher, and the Chinese leader.
There were only three parachutes. The Chinese leader takes one and jumps. The schoolteacher says she has to teach, so she jumps. Trump and the first-grader are left. Trump says, "I've lived my life; you take the last one." So the kid puts on his backpack and jumps. Trump makes it out safe.
A bus full of ugly people is driving down the street. The bus crashes and everyone goes to heaven. They see Saint Peter, and he feels bad for them and grants them one wish before they go into heaven. The first one says, "I wish to be attractive." The second one says the same.
Meanwhile, the 3rd person in line is giggling and snickering and laughing while Saint Peter is granting wishes. Curiously, he asks why he is laughing. He says, "I was going to wish that they turned ugly again."
They said I couldn't drive.
Now they know I can't cause they are all dead.
UGHHHHHHH TODAY WAS TERRIBLE MY WIFE GOR HOT BY A BUS!!! AND I LOST MY JOB AS A BUS DRIVER!!
What do you call a school bus driver that can not walk.? A silly ๐ school bus driver
Caesar salad jack and jill little johny koala Zebra monkey vegetables bus baa bus
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next RHYME
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you canโt throw a school bus.
One day, Billy cow wandered off to the railroad tracks where his mother always told him not to go. His mother asked him where he had gone when he got home. He replied that he was just going for a graze. His neighbor later told his mother he had saw him at the railroad tracks. What would you call Billy cow now?
Ground Beef.
