Transportation jokes

I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger, then it hit me.

What's the difference between the Barracuda car and a fish?

The fish can't go fast.

What goes boo in a car with no lips?

The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service.

EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.

If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?

A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.

Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the idiot's house.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.

Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.

You can get the park in the park with you if I have park in your car, and I will be there in a couple of hours. Would you be able to pick them out at your house, and I will pick you up, and I will be at your place at your convenience. I can get them in a little while. I’m at the park. Bye.

There were three Indians that got kicked out of the tribe.

One said, "Me find food," and he came back with a decent size rabbit. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see rabbit, me shoot rabbit, and rabbit fall down dead."

The 2nd Indian, "Me find food." He came back with a good sized deer. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see deer, me shoot deer, deer fall down dead."

The third Indian said, "Me find food." He came back crawling, missing a leg and an arm, and he was all cut up. The others asked what happened. He said, "Me see train, me shoot train, train no stop!"

What's the difference between a fish and a car?

You can tune a car... but you can't TUNA fish! x3

Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.

What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette?

I don’t have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did little Billy drop his ice cream cone?

Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!

What do you call a bus full of kids? A killstreak.

"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.

What's yellow all over and can't swim?

A school bus full of children.

Why did the toilet paper cross the road?

To get to the rear end.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

Because he was hit by a bus.