A pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly. The man answers, "I don't wake up the kids."
Transportation Jokes
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette?
I don’t have a Corvette in my garage.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream cone?
Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!
What do you call a bus full of kids? A killstreak.
"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
Why couldn’t Billy go to school today?
The bus driver hit Sally.
What's the difference between a plane and a woman?
At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.
What's yellow all over and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Q: If a boat could fly, where would it go?
A: An airport.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the rear end.
What is the difference between a tree 🌲 and a car 🚘?
A car can drive, and a tree 🌳 cannot drive.
What is a difference between a tree and a car? A car 🚙 can drive and [a] tree 🌲 can not drive.
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜?
"Where do you live?"
What's worse than 10 babies in a truck?
One baby in 10 trucks.
I got hit by a bus.
But the bus was my ex.
Why is the wheel the best invention?
Because it's wheely wheely great!
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕? Today is the night I can drive.
