Transportation

Transportation jokes

Baby

Whatโ€™s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette?

I donโ€™t have a Corvette in my garage.

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  • Bus

    Why did little Billy drop his ice cream cone?

    Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.

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  • Chicken

    Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!

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  • Yo mama

    "SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.

    Woman

    What's the difference between a plane and a woman?

    At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.

    Difference

    What is the difference between a tree ๐ŸŒฒ and a car ๐Ÿš˜?

    A car can drive, and a tree ๐ŸŒณ cannot drive.

    Car

    What is a difference between a tree and a car? A car ๐Ÿš™ can drive and [a] tree ๐ŸŒฒ can not drive.

    Nut

    What did the bus driver say to the nut ๐Ÿฅœ?

    "Where do you live?"

    Shotgun

    Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?

    Because he's always calling shotgun.

    Wheel

    Why is the wheel the best invention?

    Because it's wheely wheely great!

    Wheelchair

    Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/

    Dog

    What time is it when you get home? Can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog ๐Ÿ•? Today is the night I can drive.