Transportation jokes

Little Johnny is with his dad behind a garbage truck when a dildo thumps the windshield.

To protect Little Johnny's innocence, he says, "That was an insect."

Little Johnny replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"

I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.

Why were the rappers late for their flight?

They forgot to pack.

You can get the park in the park with you if I have park in your car, and I will be there in a couple of hours. Would you be able to pick them out at your house, and I will pick you up, and I will be at your place at your convenience. I can get them in a little while. I’m at the park. Bye.

There were three Indians that got kicked out of the tribe.

One said, "Me find food," and he came back with a decent size rabbit. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see rabbit, me shoot rabbit, and rabbit fall down dead."

The 2nd Indian, "Me find food." He came back with a good sized deer. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see deer, me shoot deer, deer fall down dead."

The third Indian said, "Me find food." He came back crawling, missing a leg and an arm, and he was all cut up. The others asked what happened. He said, "Me see train, me shoot train, train no stop!"

What's the difference between a fish and a car?

You can tune a car... but you can't TUNA fish! x3

Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.

What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette?

I don’t have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did little Billy drop his ice cream cone?

Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!

What do you call a bus full of kids? A killstreak.

"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.

Why couldn’t Billy go to school today?

The bus driver hit Sally.

Why did the toilet paper cross the road?

To get to the rear end.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

Because he was hit by a bus.

Q: If a boat could fly, where would it go?

A: An airport.

What's the difference between a plane and a woman?

At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.

What's yellow all over and can't swim?

A school bus full of children.

What is a difference between a tree and a car? A car 🚙 can drive and [a] tree 🌲 can not drive.

What is the difference between a tree 🌲 and a car 🚘?

A car can drive, and a tree 🌳 cannot drive.