Transportation jokes
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?
I had a dream I was a muffler last night...
I woke up EXHAUSTED! 😂😃
How do bees get to school?
They go on a school buzz.
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service.
EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.
oh well there goes another one
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo? Cause there were only 4 trucks.
You can get the park in the park with you if I have park in your car, and I will be there in a couple of hours. Would you be able to pick them out at your house, and I will pick you up, and I will be at your place at your convenience. I can get them in a little while. I’m at the park. Bye.
There were three Indians that got kicked out of the tribe.
One said, "Me find food," and he came back with a decent size rabbit. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see rabbit, me shoot rabbit, and rabbit fall down dead."
The 2nd Indian, "Me find food." He came back with a good sized deer. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see deer, me shoot deer, deer fall down dead."
The third Indian said, "Me find food." He came back crawling, missing a leg and an arm, and he was all cut up. The others asked what happened. He said, "Me see train, me shoot train, train no stop!"
Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.
What's the difference between a fish and a car?
You can tune a car... but you can't TUNA fish! x3
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette?
I don’t have a Corvette in my garage.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream cone?
Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!
"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.
What do you call a bus full of kids? A killstreak.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the rear end.
What is the difference between a tree 🌲 and a car 🚘?
A car can drive, and a tree 🌳 cannot drive.
What's the difference between a plane and a woman?
At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.
Q: If a boat could fly, where would it go?
A: An airport.