Transportation jokes
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
To get to the peanut.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So it could get to the other side!
I went out for a drive and attempted to drift on the road. It didn't end well for me, or for the speed bumps I hit.
Wait, there aren't any road bumps.
O h s h i t.
Memes
What is the road on a hill?
Hillside.
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
All then are bad.
What is a bus 🚌?
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the “shell” station.
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?
He was shite.
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
Why is the tire so tired?
Because it is tired out.
Your bus is so short... the wheels touch.
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?