Transportation jokes
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.
Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
To get to the peanut.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So it could get to the other side!
I went out for a drive and attempted to drift on the road. It didn't end well for me, or for the speed bumps I hit.
Wait, there aren't any road bumps.
O h s h i t.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children.
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Minivan (DYM 138).
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
riding (DYM 145).
What is the road on a hill?
Hillside.
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?
What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"
"Cargo." "Cargo who?"
"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.