Transportation jokes
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the “shell” station.
A twin engine has two engines.
If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?
He was shite.
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.
Your bus is so short... the wheels touch.
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
Why is the tire so tired?
Because it is tired out.
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"
What is a bus 🚌?
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!
Ignition of the bus engine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrdQcalibEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC7S6BZVXkI
Why did the chicken cross the road to go away?
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.