Transportation jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!

riding (DYM 145).

Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?

I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.

East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?

What is a bus 🚌?

Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?

He was shite.

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the “shell” station.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

'Cause it got knocked down on its way.

All then are bad.

Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"

What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!

Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?

What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!

Why is the tire so tired?

Because it is tired out.

Your bus is so short... the wheels touch.

Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!

Ignition of the bus engine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrdQcalibEo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC7S6BZVXkI

A twin engine has two engines.

If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.

Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road to go away?