Transportation jokes
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
To get to the peanut.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children.
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
By the time I ran my wife over with my car, I had to stop for gas twice.
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
I went out for a drive and attempted to drift on the road. It didn't end well for me, or for the speed bumps I hit.
Wait, there aren't any road bumps.
O h s h i t.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So it could get to the other side!
What is the road on a hill?
Hillside.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the “shell” station.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
riding (DYM 145).