Transportation jokes
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"
"Cargo." "Cargo who?"
"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
Your bus is so short... the wheels touch.
Why is the tire so tired?
Because it is tired out.
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
What is a bus 🚌?
A twin engine has two engines.
If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
Trump got a new jet.
He's probably already licked the windows.
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
By the time I ran my wife over with my car, I had to stop for gas twice.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.
If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.