Transportation jokes
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
Why did the bike fall over?
'Cause it was wheely tired.
What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.
i was on this last night i was going super fast omg :>
It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.
A cop pulls over a carload of nuns.
The cop says, "Sister, this is a 55 MPH highway. Why are you going so slow?"
The Sister replies, "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 41, not 55."
The cop answers, "Oh, Sister, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you are on!"
The Sister says, "Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I'll be more careful."
At this point, the cop looks in the backseat where the other nuns are shaking and trembling. The cop asks, "Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with your friends back there? They are shaking something terrible."
The Sister answers, "We just got off Highway 101."
Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus.
I took an Uber home the other day, and the bastard was swerving all over the road and driving on the shoulder... I said, "Who the f*ck taught you to drive?" To this, he replied, "Stevie Wonder."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Fuck you, that's why.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!
What did the bus say to the mail?
Dog.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
(sponsored by jumping bridges)
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
"I like planes."
- Plane Guy
I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.