Transportation jokes
All then are bad.
Your bus is so short... the wheels touch.
What is a bus π?
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!
Why did the chicken cross the road to go away?
Memes
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
Why is the tire so tired?
Because it is tired out.
Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"
A twin engine has two engines.
If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So it could get to the other side!
Why did the elephant cross the road?
To get to the peanut.
Whatβs yellow and canβt swim? A bus full of children.
I went out for a drive and attempted to drift on the road. It didn't end well for me, or for the speed bumps I hit.
Wait, there aren't any road bumps.
O h s h i t.
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
By the time I ran my wife over with my car, I had to stop for gas twice.
Trump got a new jet.
He's probably already licked the windows.
If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.