Transportation jokes
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"
"Cargo." "Cargo who?"
"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.
Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
To get to the peanut.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Minivan (DYM 138).
riding (DYM 145).
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?
He was shite.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the “shell” station.
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
All then are bad.