I went out for a drive and attempted to drift on the road. It didn't end well for me, or for the speed bumps I hit.
Wait, there aren't any road bumps.
O h s h i t.
What is the road on a hill?
Hillside.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Minivan (DYM 138).
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"
"Cargo." "Cargo who?"
"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?
riding (DYM 145).
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator? He was fired because he couldn't learn the route.
All then are bad.
