Transportation jokes
What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.
What is big, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
How old is a blue plane?
Blue.
Trump got a new jet.
He's probably already licked the windows.
If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"
What is a bus 🚌?
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!
Why did the chicken cross the road to go away?