Transportation jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?
What is big, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What do you call a kid on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.
What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
My hellokitty lovers <3333 (Darling)
I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
What is a bus 🚌?
Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
Why is the tire so tired?
Because it is tired out.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!
Why did the chicken cross the road to go away?
Ignition of the bus engine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrdQcalibEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC7S6BZVXkI
A twin engine has two engines.
If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
Minivan (DYM 138).
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.
Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.