Transportation jokes
I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.
What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
By the time I ran my wife over with my car, I had to stop for gas twice.
Memes
My hellokitty lovers <3333 (Darling)
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
Minivan (DYM 138).
riding (DYM 145).
What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"
"Cargo." "Cargo who?"
"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.