Transportation jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
Where do boats go when they get sick? The dock.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
Q: What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?
Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.
My friend said this to me: "Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen." :(
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, I finally had to take his bike away.
Why couldn't the penguin cross the road?
It was ran over. 🐧
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.
None of these jokes really took off.
What can fly underwater?
A mosquito in a submarine.
I lost my luggage at an airport once. I sued the airline, but I lost the case...
Why couldn't the bicycle stand? It was two tired...
What do you call a bus full of kids? A killstreak.
"What bus?"
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.