Transportation jokes
How old is a blue plane?
Blue.
What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
Trump got a new jet.
He's probably already licked the windows.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So it could get to the other side!
I went out for a drive and attempted to drift on the road. It didn't end well for me, or for the speed bumps I hit.
Wait, there aren't any road bumps.
O h s h i t.
What is the road on a hill?
Hillside.
A twin engine has two engines.
If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
Ignition of the bus engine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrdQcalibEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC7S6BZVXkI
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
Why did the chicken cross the road to go away?