Transportation jokes
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
To get to the peanut.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children.
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.
Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.
I went out for a drive and attempted to drift on the road. It didn't end well for me, or for the speed bumps I hit.
Wait, there aren't any road bumps.
O h s h i t.
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So it could get to the other side!
What is the road on a hill?
Hillside.
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
riding (DYM 145).
Minivan (DYM 138).