Transportation jokes
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
To get to the peanut.
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.
Memes
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"
"Cargo." "Cargo who?"
"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"
I went out for a drive and attempted to drift on the road. It didn't end well for me, or for the speed bumps I hit.
Wait, there aren't any road bumps.
O h s h i t.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So it could get to the other side!
What is the road on a hill?
Hillside.
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
By the time I ran my wife over with my car, I had to stop for gas twice.
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. β€οΈ
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
Whatβs yellow and canβt swim? A bus full of children.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
Minivan (DYM 138).