Transportation jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So it could get to the other side!
I went out for a drive and attempted to drift on the road. It didn't end well for me, or for the speed bumps I hit.
Wait, there aren't any road bumps.
O h s h i t.
What is the road on a hill?
Hillside.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
Memes
I love life
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Minivan (DYM 138).
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"
"Cargo." "Cargo who?"
"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?
riding (DYM 145).
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
All then are bad.