Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.
Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.
Hedgehog Road Crossing
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up buttercup. So, the first hedgehog crossed the road to show he had "guts", get it? Because he could have been squashed by a car! Then the other hedgehog crossed the road to see his "flat" mate, because he was squashed! I can't believe I have to explain this to you, you probably think the earth is flat!