Transportation jokes
Q: What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A: A bus full of children.
Bus went vrrrrrrrm.
Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.
What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!
this is my cousin (you’ll get it if u live near nyc subways [trains, not the sandwich])
Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
What's the difference between a car and a car?
I have absolutely no idea, sorry.
I go beep like a Jeep.
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.
Man's friend: Same.
Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.
Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.
Man: Oh great heavens!
I love riding my bike 🚲.
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
What did the traffic light say to the other?
🚦🚥🚦 Stop looking, I'm changing!
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
What's the difference between a fish and a car?
You can tune a car... but you can't TUNA fish! x3
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?