Transportation jokes
All then are bad.
Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?
He was shite.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the “shell” station.
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
A twin engine has two engines.
If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
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Ignition of the bus engine.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC7S6BZVXkI
Why is the tire so tired?
Because it is tired out.
Your bus is so short... the wheels touch.
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
By the time I ran my wife over with my car, I had to stop for gas twice.
Attention to everyone, I'm not going to be on for 2 weeks because I was in a bike accident, or more like a motorcycle accident. I was ran off the road when my 16 year old brother was taking me for a ride. Now I can't use my legs cause, well, you know. I will be taking a break because I don't want to move my legs that much.
There were four people in a helicopter: Trump, a first-grade kid, a schoolteacher, and the Chinese leader.
There were only three parachutes. The Chinese leader takes one and jumps. The schoolteacher says she has to teach, so she jumps. Trump and the first-grader are left. Trump says, "I've lived my life; you take the last one." So the kid puts on his backpack and jumps. Trump makes it out safe.
What did the beer can say to the other? "Open me, please!"
What did the coconut say to the other? "Crack!"
Why did the jalapeño cross the road? I got spicy!
Why did the hubcap cross the road? Crack!
Why jazz, Jr. Get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the tornado cross the road? Let’s spin again!
Why did the turkey get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the bunny get to the side of the road? Get furry!
Why do deer stay in front of a moving car?
To commit suicide.
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?
Because they will get turned into a pancake even more.
It's not funny, I know.
My dick hard.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
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All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
Why do y’all call a pickup truck?
'Cause ya got a flat tire.
What happened to the dog that crossed the road?