Transportation jokes
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
Why is the tire so tired?
Because it is tired out.
Your bus is so short... the wheels touch.
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
What is a bus 🚌?
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!
Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"
By the time I ran my wife over with my car, I had to stop for gas twice.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
Attention to everyone, I'm not going to be on for 2 weeks because I was in a bike accident, or more like a motorcycle accident. I was ran off the road when my 16 year old brother was taking me for a ride. Now I can't use my legs cause, well, you know. I will be taking a break because I don't want to move my legs that much.
What did the beer can say to the other? "Open me, please!"
What did the coconut say to the other? "Crack!"
Why did the jalapeño cross the road? I got spicy!
Why did the hubcap cross the road? Crack!
Why jazz, Jr. Get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the tornado cross the road? Let’s spin again!
Why did the turkey get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the bunny get to the side of the road? Get furry!
What do you call a bruised banana?
A school bus full of his kids.
My dick hard.
Why do deer stay in front of a moving car?
To commit suicide.
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?
Because they will get turned into a pancake even more.
It's not funny, I know.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
Why do y’all call a pickup truck?
'Cause ya got a flat tire.
What happened to the dog that crossed the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Person: "Sorry to bother you, but what's the quickest way to get to the hospital?"
Stranger: "Oh, just go stand in the middle of the road!"