Transportation jokes
Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!
Why did the chicken cross the road to go away?
Ignition of the bus engine.
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Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?
He was shite.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the “shell” station.
All then are bad.
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
Attention to everyone, I'm not going to be on for 2 weeks because I was in a bike accident, or more like a motorcycle accident. I was ran off the road when my 16 year old brother was taking me for a ride. Now I can't use my legs cause, well, you know. I will be taking a break because I don't want to move my legs that much.
There were four people in a helicopter: Trump, a first-grade kid, a schoolteacher, and the Chinese leader.
There were only three parachutes. The Chinese leader takes one and jumps. The schoolteacher says she has to teach, so she jumps. Trump and the first-grader are left. Trump says, "I've lived my life; you take the last one." So the kid puts on his backpack and jumps. Trump makes it out safe.
What did the beer can say to the other? "Open me, please!"
What did the coconut say to the other? "Crack!"
Why did the jalapeño cross the road? I got spicy!
Why did the hubcap cross the road? Crack!
Why jazz, Jr. Get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the tornado cross the road? Let’s spin again!
Why did the turkey get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the bunny get to the side of the road? Get furry!
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?
Because they will get turned into a pancake even more.
It's not funny, I know.
Why do deer stay in front of a moving car?
To commit suicide.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
My dick hard.
Why do y’all call a pickup truck?
'Cause ya got a flat tire.
What happened to the dog that crossed the road?
A Mexican is drunk and he has a passenger in the car, and the passenger asked, "Where are we going?"
The Mexican says, "I'm not driving, the drunk guy is."