What is yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
Transportation Jokes
What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker?
Hop in!
You were born on the highway. That's where all the accidents happen!
A twin engine has two engines.
If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
My dick hard.
I like fire trucks and monster trucks.
What is long, yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
My friend Amir didn’t have the greatest driving record because of all the car crashes he got in. He only crashed his plane once in a building, so he had a much better flying record.
I gave her a lift back to her crib because her car wouldn’t start.
What is Jack Frost's favorite mode of transport?
A Tri-cycle.
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
I lost my case.
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
Your mum is so fat, when she sat in a monster truck, it turned into a lowrider.
My son always said he wanted to skydive, so we went on a plane, and mid-flight, we had to jump out. The only issue is we were on a commercial flight to Arizona.
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
Three women—a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead—are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two hours later, their vehicle dies with no gas, and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them.
The brunette brings canteens of water.
The redhead takes a large beach umbrella.
The blonde somehow rips off the car door.
The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?"
To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
Why did the car fall asleep?
Because he was too tired.
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
