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Transportation jokes

I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"

Race car backwards is race car.

Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died.

Son: Yo dawg, tell me a story.

Dad: Y'all motherfuckers ain't gon' believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a KFC, and comes out with wings, chicken wings.

Also, why did Hawking try to walk across the road? His wheelchair only goes 1 mph, so he got hit by a bus.

What bumps up and down at 100km an hour?

A baby tied to the back of a speeding truck.

Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!

A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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    • What's the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?

    I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

    A: To get the Chinese Daily!

    Get it? I don't either--I get the New York Times!