Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
Transportation Jokes
What did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. 😂😂😂
Race car backwards is race car.
Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died.
Son: Yo dawg, tell me a story.
Dad: Y'all motherfuckers ain't gon' believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a KFC, and comes out with wings, chicken wings.
Also, why did Hawking try to walk across the road? His wheelchair only goes 1 mph, so he got hit by a bus.
Why did the disabled chicken cross the road?
To get its wheelchair!
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
What was the one word that could have saved Princess Diana's life?
Taxi.
What bumps up and down at 100km an hour?
A baby tied to the back of a speeding truck.
What goes 100mph and bounces up and down? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
Breaking News! A plane crashes into a bridge.
What's worse than 10 babies in a truck?
One baby in 10 trucks.
What's the difference between me and a bus?
I'm not on fire...
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the Chinese Daily!
Get it? I don't either--I get the New York Times!
I'm not saying I hate you, but if you got hit by a bus, I'd be driving that bus.
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!
