Transportation jokes
Why couldn't the penguin cross the road?
It was ran over. 🐧
What's yellow and can't float?
A school bus full of children.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage...
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
A robber robbed a bank and ran into the road and got hit by a car.
The cops said to him, "That's CARma for you!"
I saw a yellow bus and I knew that some-ting was wrong.
The bus was white.
A man is standing on the side of the road, waiting to cross, when another man stands alongside him. The first man says, "I have been waiting to cross here for ages. It's impossible to cross."
The second man says, "There is a zebra crossing up the road." He said, "I hope he is having better luck than I am!"
My departed uncle was a circus clown before he died.
So all his friends came in one car.
What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
What did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. 😂😂😂
Race car backwards is race car.
Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died.
Son: Yo dawg, tell me a story.
Dad: Y'all motherfuckers ain't gon' believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a KFC, and comes out with wings, chicken wings.
Also, why did Hawking try to walk across the road? His wheelchair only goes 1 mph, so he got hit by a bus.
Why did the disabled chicken cross the road?
To get its wheelchair!
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
What was the one word that could have saved Princess Diana's life?
Taxi.
What bumps up and down at 100km an hour?
A baby tied to the back of a speeding truck.
What goes 100mph and bounces up and down? A baby tied to the back of a truck.