Transportation jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road to go away?
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of screaming children.
I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger, then it hit me.
Q: What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A: A bus full of children.
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids drowning.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
What is yellow but can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
Hello, I'm hahaha. What do you call a funny rubber toe?
Roberto!!~!~!!! AaaaAQAAAHAHAHAA. And like hahaha, what's wrong with airline food? They're not black and they're not people.
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.
Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.
You don't usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days.
But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: "Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!"
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack.
A policeman just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous! My dogs don’t even own bikes!
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, I finally had to take his bike away.