Transportation jokes
"Hay, can you help me to her on..." No, that is gross. I meant my car.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
My daughter came home from school later than usual. I was panicking, then at 5:30 p.m. she arrived, not walking but in a bus 🚌. I asked, "Where the hell did this bus come from?" She said, "The garage in the alleyway, Mama. I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons. You like her? She is called Belle Bus." My face was just: 😑 How did you get the bus here? She replies with a whisper, "I drove her through five gardens, a house, and two police cars!" 🙃 So that explains why you have handcuffs on. "Yeah!"
Yeeeeeeeet!
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
Because he got hit by a bus!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
Me: Hi Kallen.
Kallen: Hi.
Me: You're too big to fit in my car.
Why did the bike fall over? Because I was too tired.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks.
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do.
None of these jokes really took off.
There were 10 cats on a boat. 1 jumped off. How many were left? I DO NOT KNOW.
There was none left. They were all a bunch of copycats.
Me: Opens the window to get some fresh air.
Everyone else on the plane: 😟...😱
A pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly. The man answers, "I don't wake up the kids."
What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.