Transportation jokes
Your mum is so fat, when she sat in a monster truck, it turned into a lowrider.
My son always said he wanted to skydive, so we went on a plane, and mid-flight, we had to jump out. The only issue is we were on a commercial flight to Arizona.
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
Three women—a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead—are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two hours later, their vehicle dies with no gas, and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them.
The brunette brings canteens of water.
The redhead takes a large beach umbrella.
The blonde somehow rips off the car door.
The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?"
To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
Why did the car fall asleep?
Because he was too tired.
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
"Hay, can you help me to her on..." No, that is gross. I meant my car.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
My daughter came home from school later than usual. I was panicking, then at 5:30 p.m. she arrived, not walking but in a bus 🚌. I asked, "Where the hell did this bus come from?" She said, "The garage in the alleyway, Mama. I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons. You like her? She is called Belle Bus." My face was just: 😑 How did you get the bus here? She replies with a whisper, "I drove her through five gardens, a house, and two police cars!" 🙃 So that explains why you have handcuffs on. "Yeah!"
Yeeeeeeeet!
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
Because he got hit by a bus!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
Me: Hi Kallen.
Kallen: Hi.
Me: You're too big to fit in my car.
Why did the bike fall over? Because I was too tired.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks.