Transportation jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus. I lost my job as a bus driver.
East Richmond had a train station, but Richmond is better, why?
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?
Q: Why did the islamic chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the airport.
Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?
Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.
What did the traffic light say to the truck?
"Don't look, I'm about to change!"
You might think these jokes are plane.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot!
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
What do you call a train with bubble gum?
A chew chew train.
Oh man, I'm depressed.