Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, the joke is, why did the baby cross the road? Well, it didn't do it on its own. Someone stapled it to a chicken! Get it? It's funny because it's messed up. You wouldn't staple a baby to a chicken, would you? Well, would you? I bet you would.